Okay I interviewed around ten people, now that I have their answers i can write the article. Doesn't have to be too big, either!
Got a job as an intern today. I was excited at first but I have to write and article on food. On FOOD of all things. I don't even eat how the heck do they expect me to write an article on friggin' FOOD? I guess I just have to add other people's opinions, since I don't eat. And then make up an opinion for myself. Oh sure it'll go absolutely FINE, right? Well no, I just asked the STUPIDEST question I have ever asked in my whole life. "Is it Gaia food or real food?" Seriously I surprise myself...
I think it turned out well.

I'll start with stuff about me...Hmm...
My name's Zhivago, which means "Alive" or "Daring" in Russian.
I'm almost thirty.
I eat black, red and white roses.
I'm an assassin.
I'm contradictory.
I'm a vampire.
I'm not a real person, I live in Gaia, Deadman's Pass to be specific.
I'm weird and hated...a lot.
I know many different languages, but I don't speak them because of my British accent. I write them, though.
Guess I'm digital.
Doesn't stop me from being, well, ME

Me~! Well in black and white...