I am so dead, dead, dead, dead, DEAD!

Got a job as an intern today. I was excited at first but I have to write and article on food. On FOOD of all things. I don't even eat how the heck do they expect me to write an article on friggin' FOOD? I guess I just have to add other people's opinions, since I don't eat. And then make up an opinion for myself. Oh sure it'll go absolutely FINE, right? Well no, I just asked the STUPIDEST question I have ever asked in my whole life. "Is it Gaia food or real food?" Seriously I surprise myself...

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