My time in the Fanhouse

First off, choose 12 different housemates, They can be from any fandom, and let the mayhem ensue.

1. China (Hetalia)
2. Sebastian (Kuroshitsuji)
3. Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)
4. Riku (KH)
5. Toshiro (Bleach)
6. Dino Cavallone (Reborn)
7. Haji (Blood+)
8. Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)
9. Gakupo (Vocaloid)
10. Naruto uzumaki (Naruto)
11. Kanda (D.Gray-man)
12. Hibari (reborn)
Okay, let's get this started!

1. You arrive late and turns out the only room available is with 6! Isn't that great?

Me: *blushes a lot*
Dino: Hello Amore~ *hugs*
Hime: NOT BEFORE MARRIAGE. D<

2. After much difficulty and rearranging, your room is switched and you now share a room with 3. Is that better?

Me: .......... *blushes again* YOU ALL ARE GONNA KILL ME... D<
Itachi: ....

3. 7 and 11 have a fight! What were they fighting about?

Kanda insulted Saya when Haji refused to spar with him.

4. 2 is cooking breakfast! Will you eat it?

Me: *eyes sparkle* This breakfast...is... WONDERFUL<3 <3 <3
Sebastian: *bows* I am simply one hell of a butler.

5. 1 throws food at 8 and suddenly everyone joins in the fun. You gather a handful of food and blindly toss it into the air, hitting 5 straight in the face. What do they do?

China: SMILE ARU!
Sasuke: -____-***
Me: *throws food*
Toshiro: -_-* *wipes food off*
Me: Umm umm...SORRY TOSHI

6. With breakfast destroyed and everyone covered in food, everyone hits the showers. You wait to go in alone, but as you walk into the shower room, you run into 10 just about to walk out. You're both naked with only thick steam covering your bodies. What happens?

Me: jasdlksfkl NARUTO *covers his eyes*
Naruto: HOLY HELL CHERO! *grabs a towel*

7. 4 and 12 are playing videos games and 4 asks you to join. Though this is your first time playing, you give 4 and 12 a thorough beating. On the last game, 12 steals the lead and wins, what do they say for their victory speech?

Hibari: *smirks*
Me: :I A smirk? That's it?!
Hibari: *glares at Chero*
me: EEK! *jumps on Riku's lap* SORRY DN!

8. Hide n' Seek! 1 is 'it' and the others scatter to find hiding spots. You are sure that your hiding spot is perfect until 2 butts in, making your hiding spot very cramped and uncomfortable. You start to argue until you hear footsteps approaching and you both panic! What do you do?

Me: OMG OMG...CHINA IS GOING TO FIND US.
China: Aiya! Where did everyone go?
Sebastian: *holds a finger to his lips* If you simple be silent...I will not let us be caught.

9. You are watching TV when 8 takes a seat next to you and casually changes the channel you were watching. Raising an eyebrow you try to (politely) ask why they turned the channel when you were clearly watching. How do they respond?

Me: *smiles* *is watching anime*
Sasuke: *switches it to martial arts*
Me: HEY! D< RUDE! *tries to take the remote back*
Sasuke: *smirks and holds it about his head* Short.
Me: ;A; JERK!
Hime: *bops Sasuke on the head and hands the remote back to Chero*
Sasuke: Hime... -_-
Me: *sticks tongue out*

10. You decide to retreat to your room to relax when you walk in on 6 removing their clothing. They take notice of you, but continue to undress. How do you react?

Me: *bluuuuush* >////< D-DINO!
Dino: *laughs* Sorry Amore.
Me: So...many tattoos...*passes out and short circuits*
Dino: catches*

11. You and 7 decide to swap clothes for some odd reason. How do 7's clothes feel?

Me: :I I feel like a man.
Haji: I apologize for my suit...

12. You are having a friendly pillow fight with 3, 4, and 11. While trying to attempt a counter attack on 3, you get pushed back by 11 and fall on top of 43. Feeling awkward?
Itachi, Riku and KANDA? OMG AHAHAHAAHAHA and yes I changed it to 3...cause..RIKU IS DN/ELE'S...I caaannn't.

Me: *blushes a lot* GOMEN NE ITA!!!
Itachi: It's alright, sweet.
Kanda: *leaves*
Riku: *goes to find Ele*

13. 1 is sullen and upset about something. How would you try to console them?

Me: It's ok. I know you're upset that Japan le-
China: WAAAHHH!!! *sobs*
Me: :I *gives him her cat*
China: Cut Kitty! Aru~

14. You are helping 9 prepare dinner. Using a bit of your artistic liberty, you add an ingredient to the food that you believe will enhance the dinner. Later, while serving the food, several others exclaim that the food tastes horrible! You're a bit ashamed to admit that you may have been the cause for the disgusting flavor, but everyone is beginning to blame 9 for horrible tasting food! What do you do?

Sasuke: Egg plant......*tsks*
Me: I'm sorry I-
Riku: Gakupo you know not everyone likes Eggplant.
Me: EVERYONE...let's just get pizza. :I

15. 10 visits your room as you are preparing for bed and asks if you could share your bed with them. You reluctantly agree and try to allow them as much space as possible. You begin to doze off when 10 taps you on your shoulder and seductively asks if you'd be willing to 'have a little fun' into your ear. You are unsure if you are still awake or asleep, how do you respond?

Me: .... *halfawake and looks over at Naruto* Huh?
Naruto: Can I please sleep with you?
me: :I *rolls over* No.
Naruto: COME ON!
me:.....FINE
*five minutes later*
me: *asleep*
Naruto: Hey. Chero. HEY...
me: WHAT?!
Naruto: You're a girl and I'm a guy we shou-
Itachi: *pulls naruto out of Chero's bed and tosses him out of the room*

16. You awaken in the middle of the night and quickly head for the restroom. On your journey back to your room, you see 5 raiding the fridge. Noticing your presence, 5 turns to you and asks if you would be willing to stay up all night with them and watch scary movies.

Toshiro: *smirks* Unless you're too scared.
me: I'M NOT SCARED!
*five minutes later*
me: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Everyone: *runs out*
me: *clings onto Hime* ;A;
Hime: *glares at Toshi and pats Chero*

17. You stumble upon 11 and 12 reading your private journal! What do you do?

Me: HEY! That's mine! *tries to grab*
Hibari: "Hibari scares me to death. I hope he really does not bite me to death. :I"
Kanda: "Kanda's hair is prettier than mine... T^T I am jealous"
Me:.....*grabs diary and runs*

18. An unattended laptop catches your eye as you are walking, and you turn towards the screen, your eyes glued to multiple (and some provocative) pictures of 2. Just as you turn away from the screen, you bump into 2 staring oddly at you, their eyes shifting from the various pictures plastered on the screen and you. How do you explain yourself?

Me: ...............
Sebastian: Those fangirls draw the strangest fanart.

19. 8 has been given a list to go grocery shopping with! What do they bring back with them?

Me: :I I gave you a list....and all you bring back is Tomatoes? SHAME ON YOU DR. SNAKES. D<
Sasuke: *bites a tomato and greets Hime*

20. On the counter, you and 3 see a delicate platter of cookies cooling and ready to be eaten. Though your stomach growls, you decide to leave them unattended until 3 convinces you that just one wouldn't hurt. Do you give in to the pressure?

Me: ......*resists*
Itachi: *hands Chero a cookie* You deserve it, sweet. After all...I made them for you.
me: *melts with happiness*

21. 10 has been talking on the phone all night and you and several others are having trouble sleeping. How would you quiet them down?

Me: FIRST YOU TRY TO CUDDLE WITH ME IN MY BED...THEN YOU HOG THE PHONE....
Naruto: *pales*
Hime: *punts Naruto*

22. An interesting game of 'Seven Minutes in Heaven' has been started and you're having a fine time watching all of the chaos near the back of the room. 7 points you out and suddenly you are hurriedly (and forcefully) pushed into the closest with 6. What happens?

Me: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS HAJI! .///////. Ah um...D-dino...*looks at floor* you do know what 7 minutes in heaven is correct?
Dino: *smirks* of course I do, amore~ * tilts chin up and kisses*
Me: *spazzes*

23. You search your entire room for a brush, but still have no luck in finding it. When you ask 9 if they've seen it, they claim to have seen 7 using it a few days ago. You quickly go to apprehend the culprit, but 7 simply shrugs and doesn't have a clue about your accusations. 4 casually walks by and, upon seeing you, hands you the brush and apologizes for the inconvenience. You realize that your brush has been brutally used with dirt caked in it and bristles missing. A little fearful of the response you'll get, you ask 4 what happened. How do they explain?

Me: Gakupoooo... Have you seen my brush?
Gakupo: I thought I saw
Me: Hajiiii~
Haji: *pauses cello playing* ?
Me: Have you seen my brush?
Haji: I'm sorry...I have not.
Riku: I borrowed you brush, Cherry.
Me: *takes back and sees it filled with silver hair and dirt ect* :I what did you DO to it?
Riku: Ele/DN was brushing my hair...and then got mad at me for saying that I wanted to cut it...and threw the brush out the window...where it fell in the mud...
Me: ......*shuns*

24. A small get together has been planned with you 5, 8, and 10. The meeting is said to be private and no one else is to be invited. What do you suppose the meeting is about and what will most likely happen?
Toshi, Sasuke and Naruto
Me: *walks in*
Toshi: I can't just eat tomatoes.
Naruto: I NEED RAMEN!
Sasuke: *glares* deal with it. Or you can do the shopping.
Me: :I y'all are idiots...

25. You get stuck with the chore of washing the dishes when 12 offers you help and begins drying and putting away the dishes. Once you both are nearly finished, 12 asks if you'd be willing to help them with something and reminds you that they've helped you with something before you can refuse. What do you get to help 12 with?

Hibari: I'm going to b-
Me: *throws a dish towel at him and runs* YOU DO IT *scared* DX DINO SAVE ME
Dino: *protects* ?

26. 9 can't seem to pry his eyes away from a book they've been reading. The cover is perfectly hidden so that no one can see and they quickly turn through pages. Curious of what 9 has been reading, you ask for the title of the book to which you get no response. You swipe the book away from 9, but you can only catch a glimpse of the pages before you get tackled. 9 hesitantly asks if you saw it. What did you just see?

Me: *stares at the book*
Gakupo: :I Did you see?
Me: ......Does Luka know?
Gakupo: PLEASE DO NOT TELL HER...SHE WILL KILL ME.
Kakashi: *walks in, takes his book and leaves...but takes the pictures of Luka out of the book first*

27. 1, 3, and 6 are arguing over who's the most attractive out of them. They each turn to you and demand that you settle their debate and declare the most attractive. Who do you choose?
Itachi, Dino and China.

Me: :I Don't make me choose between Dino and Itachi.
China: AIYA! WHY AM I NOT EVEN A CHOICE ARU?!

28. You are relaxing in your room listening to your favorite music when 11 walks in and promptly cuts it off, degrading your taste in music and searching for something more suitable to play. How does the change in music make you feel?

Me: D: MEAN!
Kanda: So?
Me: *pouts*

29. You get dragged into a game of 'Spin the Bottle'. The bottle spins and points towards you and you discover that you have to kiss 7! What do you do?

Haji: I'm sorry....but I have a girl friend....
Me: I know. You love Saya. *kisses his cheek*
Hime: JANK!

30. This is finally your last day in the FanHouse! Just tell me some of your favorite moments and who you'll miss the most!
Ummm....
Bishies. -w-b
......NOT SASUKE....*ok maybe a little*
.......DINO AND ITA<3
....
HIME DO THIS.

End