Kai: So this is what it feels like to post on my own, huh?
Wicked. I could get used to this, man.
Well, Koda said to get used to this: do memes, post pictures, short stories...Why not start with a meme?
Ennis: C'n I join in, Kai? 'Ve always want'd t' try one'a these things...
Kai: Of course you can, Ennis.
1. So uhh you know it's customary in my country to kiss on the cheek when we say hello right? *points to cheek*
Kai: It is? Ah, of course--that's a common custom, after all, *moves to kiss you on he cheek, but is tackled by Ennis*
Ennis: Glory hallelujah, Kai, whaddya think yer doin'?!
Kai: Uh...Honoring someone's custom, En, what are you doing?
Ennis: Uhm...I...I jus' don't think it's best tha' ya do tha', Kai...Lookit's it's eyes...I think it's, uh, tryin' t' take advantage o' ya, mate...
Kai: *rolles eyes* Ennis. Really? It's an innocent custom--I swear, you're so paranoid. *kisses Ennis on cheek* Now, was that some sort of evi attempt at your soul, ya idiot? No. It won't be with the question asker, either. Calm down, God. *kisses person on cheek while Ennis sits in corner, flustered into silence*
2. How do you get it ALL?
Kai: *winks* Mad pick up lines, baby.
Ennis: *snorts* C'mon, Pal--who wouldn't want this?
3. Why didn't you return my call last night? I totally left you like, one millions messages.
Kai: I was going to, but I totally cashed on my feet, man. I was TIRED. But I got your messages, and honestly, I don't think I'm ready for a relationship like that yet. I haven't known you...ever. We can be friends though!
Ennis: I, uh...My phone was, er...dead? An'...I was busy...uh...fightin' off...zombies. Yea, I was jus' busy.
4. Do you own any land?
Kai: Nope--I don't believe in owning land. I travel.
Ennis: Ahm...I used t' stay in'a bar so much tha' they offer'd me partial ownership--dozzat count?
5. When was the first time you watched a rated-R movie?
Kai: Movies aren't my thing.
Ennis: Ne'er 'ad th' money fer a bed, lettalone a ticket t' see a movie.
6. Can I have a hug? *inches closer* and uhhh maybe something extra? *touches your hair*
Kai: Um...*steps back behind Ennis* I'm flattered, but, um--
Ennis: Told ya, Kai! *steps farther in front of Kai* Don' trust freaks who ask creepy questions! An' you--*glares* Keep yer mits t' yerself, ya wanker, or I'll rip 'em off for ya.
7. Are you wearing socks right now? What color are they?
Kai: *still quite a distance away* Um, no. Socks aren't my thing.
Ennis: Nah. I lost 'em a while ago.
8. Can you build your own fire? USING LOGS?
Kai: Uh...can't build it with much else, now can we? Of course I can.
Ennis: M'learnin'. Last year I learn'd 'ow t' do it wi' garbage, s' logs can't be worse if I really need a fire, y'know?
9. What is the most annoying habit you have?
Kai: Ah...My temper. I hate it.
Ennis: Hmm...M'additude, I s'ppose. No one seems t' understand m' humor, either.
10. Would you kick a puppy?
Kai: Never. I know too many puppy-halfers that get kicked around like it's nothing.
Ennis: Not 'gain, no. 'Ve 'ad t' do some nasty things, though, an' I won't lie 'bout wha' I've done...
11. Are you scared of the dark?
Kai: Nope.
Ennis: D'pends on th room an' if 'm alone.
12. Do you use flavored chap-stick?
Kai: Don't use chapstick.
Ennis: Same 'ere.
13. What is your method of transportation? Give me a ride sometime. I'm broke and my car broke down
Kai: Walking. That's usually what nomads do--I'm so sorry about the ride home, though.
Ennis: Ya 'ave t' walk, Kai? If I still 'ad a truck I'd take ya...but, it kinda died in m' last battle wi' Vana's guards. Sorry...Not so much t' he question-dude, though. Th' cretin c'n walk t' hell 'n back fer all I care.
14. Why do you have that crazy look in your eye?
Kai: What? I don--*realises that you were looking at Ennis, who is clenching his teeth and snarling*
Ennis: Cause I see ya tryin' t' grab Kai's arse, ya little--*moves Kai back behind him again* Keep. Yer. Mitts. T'. Yer. Fuckin'. Self.
15. Where the heck did you stash the money!?
Kai: Away from you--your caffine addiction is too much, and I'm cutting you off.
Ennis: *grins* We burned it, cretin. Suck it.
16. Why are you such a prostitute?
Kai: I thought I told you I quit that job! *sticks tongue out*
Ennis: *shrugs* Gotta pay th' bills. Ya still owe me from last week, bastard.
17. Have you ever been to war?
Kai: ...Something close to it, yes.
Ennis: ...Inna way, mate. Inna way.
18. When you fight, do you get into manly fist fights? Or pussy cat fights?
Kai: Tentacle-strangle fights.
Ennis: I noticed. *chuckles* Manly fist fights fer me--ain't a fight n'less ya bleed.
19. What time do you usually go to sleep at night?
Kai: *shrugs* Ten-ish, maybe?
Ennis: After I make sure Kai is asleep.
20. Totally gnarly, dude?
Kai: Wicked gnarly.
Ennis: Ne'er.
