Changmin and I! The true SOULMATE couple! (JUST KIDDING, JAE.)
- Created By dongbangshinki
Diary Entry for 5/23/2008
Dear diary,
Today was so bizarre. Not that my life isn't bizarre in general living with those four, but today was even more so than usual.
So there I was this morning all snug and warm and ASLEEP in my bed, when I was awoken by my ringtone. And I was like, "What the hell, it's 5AM." When I picked up the phone, it was like:
Me: ...Hello?
Caller: Hey.
Me: ......Yunho, is that you?
Yunho: Yeah. I kind of needed to talk to you for a minute.
Me: "You kind of needed to talk to me?" It's five in the morning! Talk to me during breakfast or something. And why don't you just talk to me in person? Don't be so retarded, hyung. *hangs up*
So I tried going back to sleep, but then he called me again:
Yunho: Just meet me at the front of the apartment, okay?
Me: No.
Yunho: ....Please?
Me: No.
Yunho: I'll coerce Jaejoong into making you waffles and pancakes for breakfast, with maple syrup and chocolate chips and blueberry sauce and all that other crap you like on top, if you just talk to me fo- ...wow, you got here fast.
Me: *hangs up phone* So what do you want?
Yunho: *shifty* I needed some advice on something.
Me: ...What, seriously?
Yunho: Yeah. See, I have this... friend. And this friend, let's call him Friend A, is really close to Friend B. Friends A and B always hang out with each other, and they're such good buddies that sometimes other people even think that they're in love with each other. But it's definitely not true! A and B are just really, really close. It's true that they do hug each other a lot, but that doesn't make them gay! A and B are perfectly straight. Especially Friend A, he's the straightest person I know! And I... hey, why are you laughing??
Me: *coughs* Uhh... I was just reminded of something funny Yoochun said.
Yunho: Oh... well anyway, what I'm trying to get at is that Friend A is starting to feel really weird around Friend B. A sometimes gets really uncomfortable and nervous around B, especially when B does really weird things, like when he stares at Friend A for really long amounts of time or draws hearts next to Friend A's name on autographs. But Friend A doesn't want to lose B's friendship because B is very special to him. So basically... what should my friend do?
Me: ...............
Yunho: ......?
Me: ....Well. I think your... friend shouldn't read into things too much. Friend B sounds like the type of person who does things without really thinking, so B is probably dropping all those hints just to tease A. I doubt B really wants to confuse A or lead him on.
Yunho: So you think he should just continue to act normally?
Me: Yeah... otherwise, things will just get weirder between A and B.
Yunho: Yeah, I guess so. Thanks, Changmin.
Me: It's okay. Just remember about the pancakes when Jae wakes up.
Yunho: -_-;;
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wow.
--Shim Changmin (who still doesn't know what to think)
IT WASN'T ME.
NO, SERIOUSLY. I KNOW THAT IT NORMALLY IS ME, BUT I SWEAR THIS TIME IT ISN'T!!!
AND I WAS CARRYING A GROCERY BAG!! BECAUSE JAEJOONG TOLD ME TO BUY GROCERIES FOR DINNER. STOP BEING SUCH A JERKOFF, JUNSU. T__T
*feels like The Boy Who Cried Wolf* T_____T
~poor, innocent Micky
Results of Experiment 'Dinner': Trial 1
...the National Institutes of Health, published its latest update of materials known to cause paralysis in people and others that are "reasonably anticipated" to do so. Among the 246 agents on the lists are the heterocyclic amines that develop in meats when they're cooked too long at high temperature.
.............Well. You learn something new everyday, I guess. 
--(HEY)Micky
I AM A GENIUS!!!!
Junsu has been, like, on the verge of collapsing from sleepiness all day, and he JUST conked out onto his laptop.
You know what this means........... MAGIC MARKER TIEM!!!!!!!!
JUNSU'S FACE IS AN ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE NOW. HE SHOULD BE HONORED. 
--(HEY)Micky
