This is a guide to becomeing an otaku
1- Wake up to a cd/radio alarm clock playing a theme song from an anime of your choice( TANK! is a good choice)
2- Brush your teeth with a hello kitty brand tooth brush (the most manly of men use them as well as the lady's :P)
3- Eat pocky and toast( good mix)
4- Read manga while on bus to school/walking to school
5- Read manga in class and eat pocky
6- Eat noodles and sushi for lunch
7- Ask a student to bare your child ( gets same funny response from guys or gals)
8- Read manga while on bus ride home/walking home
9- Eat pocky for a snack while watching anime
10- Watch more anime/ go to theotaku.com
11- Eat noodles and sushi for supper while watching anime
12- Watch more anime/ go to theotaku.com
13- Brush your teeth with a hello kitty brand tooth brush (the most manly of men use them as well as the lady's :P)
14- Read manga in bed until the event of sleep
15- dream otakuish dreams!
Then start over the next day do this until you are an otaku.
