One night I was sitting down watching session 11 of Cowboy bebop you no the one with the evil blob from the fridge? Any ways I watch it for a good laugh at least every month, but this time it was different... It just didn't feel right. I heard a distant noise almost like hamtaro going on crazy adventures from the distant. I was panicking...I hated hamsters! I turned my head and it turned out to be my dog vomiting it was nasty. But as I walked over to clean up the mess I saw the fridge door was opened ( reminding me of Cowboy Bebop.)I walked over to it stepping into the vomit by mistake I gaged but moved forward to the fridge as I moved to the fridge I saw something move from inside it. As I came closer I saw some weird goo moving I scream leftovers! then I saw there was a tail. I stopped to think what food I had recently eaten that had a tail on it... Any ways I bent down and stared. A crazy mouse jumped out of the goo which I later found out was egg salad and attacked my face! since then I have never trusted moving egg salad.

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