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How to Escape with Your Life After Some Epic Failing

If you're like me,you will probably have parents who get mad at you for bad grades(Me specifically,B or lower)I usually give them a reason WHY I fail and they let it go.Here's some just in case you can't come up with any on the spot.
-Leave a note on a place where your parental unit can see it and go take a shower/music lesson/some place far off

-Tell them the next day right before you get dropped off at school.*

-Break out the waterworks.

-:I tried my hardest on the _____ test/quiz and I made a ____!!EVERYONE BOMBED THE TEST.(your friend who makes all a's name here) made a __(relatively low grade here)__!I couldn't stop worrying about it all day!blah blah blah...

-Leave them a voice mail.*

-Act really glum and emo-y before you tell them.

-If possible,hack into school's computer and change grade before parents find out.*

-Cry and blame teacher.*

-Lie and say there was no test.*

-Say you got one of the highest grades.*

-Explain that it was a pop quiz/test and obviously was totally unexpected.

-Say that (insert name that your parents dont know here) was copying off your test/quiz for the forty ninth time and you put down all the wrong answers so he would get them wrong,and you had a plan to change them but didn't have the time to.

-You only had (insert short period of time here) to finish the quiz/test.

-You weren't feeling well when you took the quiz/test (migraines work best)

-You were thinking of (insert parental unit you are reasoning with here).

-You were thinking of (insert close sick relative/friend here)

-Say someone's cell phone rang in class and the song got stuck in your head and you couldn't concentrate.

-The teacher wouldn't stop staring/smiling/glaring at you and it really freaked you out.

-Say you didn't get enough sleep the night before because you were studying so hard.[Saying you fell asleep while taking the test/quiz sounds pretty good too.Only if you are known for doing that]

-Say you knew all the answers but had to sneeze and got a tissue.When you sat back down,you realized that all the answers had left from your head through your nose and are now on the tissue.Either A:Say that you digged in the garbage can for it or B:You sat there wondering what to do.

-You prayed to God that the answers would come to you and they came...right when the teacher told you that time was up.

-You had a fire drill and then a tornado drill and then a lockdown drill and had only (insert short amount of time here) to finish the quiz/test.

-The air conditioning was too much and you got to cold and couldn't concentrate.Saying that you almost got hypothermia is cool too.

-You couldn't concentrate because you didn't get to watch/read/finish (insert tv show/book here) and you wanted to know what happened next.

-You were worried about the people who were in (insert disaster here)

-Say you were just too hungry.

-Say you had to go pee but the teacher wouldn't let you.

-Say that the the teacher gave you a quiz/test that on stuff you didn't discuss in class.

-You coughed/sneezed through the entire test/quiz and couldn't really concentrate.

-The guy/gal sitting behind you cough/sneezed through the entire quiz/test and you couldn't concentrate because you had to worry about germs.

-The lights were too bright and you misread the questions.

-You had a brain fart.

Ideas...Anybody?????

Hey!I'm surprised you are reading this!But if you are,I severely need your help.

I'm an SGA president,and I have some ideas of my own of course,but I would like to have some ideas from other people.I'd LIKE my ideas to be around non-uniforms(our school has uniforms.comfy...but still) and be green (to save the Earth you know?)

so if you see this post..and have some ideas...I'd like to hear them!^^