I was on Explosm!, hilarious site, reading a little bit of a film review on a piece of shit vampire flick. Soooo I thought hey, I watched Torque the other night! Thats a piece of shit movie!
Actually, it wasnt THAT bad. And excuse my lack of punctuation in this, my lappy is being a prick and I cant turn off the French keyboard functions. My apostrophes look like this -- รจ.... yeah.
So, Torque, a motorcycle movie, about crotch rockets. The basic story behind this is the star, a dude who goes by Ford, has been set up to look like a drug dealer, the FBI are after him, so he peels and goes to Thailand for 6 months. The movie starts with him returning. As it unfolds, we learn that he was looking after two hogs for this piece of shit biker gang, who were actually a crew of drug dealers, and they had stashed a lot of meth I think it was, in the gas tanks of these bikes. Ford found out when they wouldnt start, and so did the FBI. Heres the kicker, the head of the FBI investigation works for the piece of shit biker-drug dealer gang, and the whole movie, he chases Ford impersonating an agent. Well, in the midst of trying to get back his shit, the drug dealing gang sets up Ford to make it look like he killed the little brother of ANOTHER crotch rocket biker gang leader, who then has it out for Ford until he saves his life and they team up to take down the drug gang and the FBI agents motives are revealed.
Good guys win.
This movie has an impressive storyline, very in depth and unexpected ending that ties everything together. It fails miserable in composition and events. The things that happen are so far fetched and retarded, it just ruins the film. Things like driving a motorcycle along a moving train or fighting.... with the bikes and knives, at the same time, at high speed, in a market, are ridicules. They have no place in a bike movie, a movie that has great potential save some credible, talented actors are used, not the crop of nobodys and super poor performing Ice Cube. The expressions, humor and general dialog of every character is so stereotypical of bikers and retarded people with too much money that is also hinders the movies potential.
Torque, good action until the last 20 minutes.
FYI, I loved the evil FBI agent, everything that came out of his mouth was fucking hilarious.
I would watch it again, if it were on TV, as it was during this viewing.
Shit the lead blew chunks! He wasnt good at his job!
CoDy
