Hmmmm...

Pierce - I can't keep the grin off of my face as I wander around with Maki. I can't help it--the joy is just infectious.

"I'm James! Not Commodore Fuzzy Paws!!" I heard a voice call out frustratedly.

My grin suddenly transformed into a devious smirk, Oh, how I adored watching people get taunted. I backtracked and located the voice, wanting to observe.

Looks like halfers I haven't met. A fox...a cheetah...and a tiger...Oh, my. Sounds like they'll be fun.

"Pierce? What're you doing?" Maki asked, tilting her head to the side.

I put a finger to my lips, "Shh, I'm watching."

"Why?"

"Oh, you'll see." I smirked wider and sneaked over, continuing to eavesdrop.

They were now hanging around Hana and Fai, who had previously been attacked by rabid fan girls. Poor souls.

They seemed a bit traumatized, "And--And--And then, the fangirls!! They..." blah blah blah blah, I didn't care.

I stalked over, motioning for Maki to stay there. I took a position behind the guy named James, who was quite distracted, "Hey...Commodore Fuzzy Paws..." I whispered and smirked, jumping out of his line of sight, looking like an innocent bystander as he whirled around to tell me off.

"Hey!! I--" he stopped short as he saw that no one was behind him, and the others began snickering, obviously looking at me. He didn't notice.

I walked back over to Maki, and grinned, "I'm awesome, huh?" I snickered, stealing another glance at the irritated guy.

She tried to look disapproving, but I saw amusement in her eyes, "That was mean, Pierce! You'd get upset if someone started making cracks about you being a cow! That's awkward beyond repair, and you know it." Maki laughed at the last part, knowing that hit close to home.

I furrowed my eyebrows, Maki could play dirty, "That's just mean, Maki! I'm your best friend!" I feigned hurt, posing dramatically.

"I'm only sorry if you go and apologize." She quipped, crossing her arms and pouting.

I pretended to think it over, "...I'll just live with the pain of being scorned by my most loyal, trustworthy, wonderful best friend!" I kept my melodramatic pose. I doubted I'd try to go apologize to a tiger. Y'know...Carnivore/Vegetarian...predator/prey...tiger/cow...very awkward.

Maki shook her head, "Come on! You have to!" she insisted stubbornly.

"But, Makiiiiii~!" I whined, suppressing a grin, "This could danger my lifeeee~~! Would you really want me to dieeeee~?"

She shook her head, smiling, "You big baby. C'mon, let's at least go hang out with them." she smiled warmly, shaking my arm.

I sighed, knowing I couldn't refuse, "Okay, okay." I raised my hands in surrender, "But, if someone rats me out and I get eaten, I'm blaming you."

She smiled again, nodding, "Deal!"

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^^;; I feel really bad about picking on James DX That was just too...Easy for Pierce to mess with! He can't resist taunting people!
Maki wasn't very happy about it, though. :| Amused? Heck yeah! XD Approving? No. >:|
Sorry for being lame! XD

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