Four things that I though were stupid and funny at the same time. :) (all happened in the show i'm watching)
1.) "You're still alive" and, "Did you really think I would die THAT easily?" (Its so pathetically lame i couldn't stop laughing!) :D
2.) "Yes, it was I who killed all those people on this ship." (This is coming from the guy who was supposedly "murdered"! WTC?!)
3.) [explosion] "what was that?!" Oh yeah, I forgot i had planted a bomb on this ship." (How do you FORGET you planted a BOMB on a SHIP in the middle of the frikkin OCEAN?!!!!!)
4.) The freak who planted the bomb on the ship had a HELICOPTER on standby!!

~BTW, I dont think any of these are DIRECT quotes..... there may be some words added or taken out here or there.~