So, Where's the Zombies?

I love zombies. Which might seem rather uncharacteristic for me. (unless, of course, you've known me for quite some time that is... >:3) But I dont love them for the gore, the death, or because of some 'metal' scene. My love is far less logical. :3 You see, if there is ever a world wide outbreak of zombies you will find me; dressed in leathers, armed to the teeth (machetes need not be reloaded :3), gathering my comrades, and crushing head. Nothing could make me more complete than a catastrophe so great that all humanity must strip off their fac`ades and scurry from beneath their 'lives' to band together in the face of oblivion. My adrenaline roars at just the thought.. So, one must ask, in a time where sickness is so prevalent and cries of 'swine' echo from our mouths: Where is the T-VIRUS??!!! Talk about something you dont want to catch... "Now kids, remember to wash your hands. Or you might turn undead and devour your parrents! :D"

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