What's up?
- Created By corn
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Stupid survey I did because I was bored, and everyone else seems to do it, so I should follow suit because I'm a sheep
I'm feeling contagious like the plague today. YAAAYZ
[01] Would you watch a film because you thought it would entertain or because you thought it would move you?
Entertainment is for losers, only art can stimulate my brooding, intellectual mind</pseudo-intellectual egotist> lol j/k. Eh, it depends on the film, sometimes because I'm bored, sometimes if I think it's a great piece of work
[02] How many pairs of shoes do you have and do you need more?
You don't need any shoes when you like in the country! I have calluses on mah feets fer that! HEE-HAW
[03] Would you be a rock/pop star or a film star?
Will I get laid a lot if I was? :DDDDDDDDDDD j/k I'd hate being famous.
[04] Have you ever tried to burp the alphabet?
No, I can't seem to burp.
[05] Would you cheer someone if they did manage to burp the alphabet?
Not really...
[06] Are smelly farts funny?
HUAHUHAUHAHHUAHHA
[07] Have you ever laughed so much your drink came out of your nose?
No.
[08] Would you get upset if your partner squeezed toothpaste from the middle of the tube?
Would Freddie Kruger snort coke off a hooker's ass? Yes, yes he would.
[09] If you are out and a new friend says they are off for a smoke (legal) would you frown, join them or simply say see ya in 5?
*shrug* Not my lungs. That's all I have to say.
[10] Do you make a point of putting energy saving bulbs in all the lights that take them?
Depends if they actually work, which some of them do, but they're so damn expensive.
[11] Even if you had a bad singing voice would you sing something to your partner? (in a nice way)
ALEJANDRO ALE-ALEJANDROOOO (Jesus on a pancake, I hate that song)
[12] Should men put the seat down or ladies put it up?
Pshh, what, they can't aim a little better? Putting seats down make the world go round.
[13] If you had a pillow fight and one burst, would you carry on - to hell with it - have fun now?
Eat it. =B
[14] You have a late meal, do you leave the washing up until tomorrow and snuggle up, or have to do the dishes?
I'd have to do them, or else I'll never do them. XD
[15] Prefer a savoury starter or a sweet dessert to accompany your main course?
I prefer human flesh sweets.
[16] Would you take 1 second off your car's 0-60 or add 10mpg (miles per gallon) more?
Add moar galluns, plz!
[17] Do you think talking to inanimate objects is sane?
Perfectly. This guy wasn't insane:
[18] What do you think is the most important meal of the day?
Dinner, who the fuck says I can't have pancakes and bacon for supper?
[19] You have friends round, do you spend most of the time in the kitchen, stood, chatting or lounging in the sitting room, maybe staring at a screen?
Eh, chatting in a room I guess. We're mostly outside, tearing it up.
[20] A friend calls you on a Friday, worried, asking you to drive over - you've had a few glasses of wine (or equivalent), what do you do?
Get arrested for driving drunk and underaged. XD
[21] If you rent a movie, do you turn the volume up and the lights down and watch it properly?
What's watching it properly? I can't watch it upside-down?
[22] Do you delete pictures of yourself on a digital camera if you think you look daft?
Nobody takes pictures of me.....NOBODY!!
[23] Would you ever dare say "yes, your bum does look big in that"?
Schhhh, I'm an honest person and a good friend. So if I was like, "Girl, those muffincheeks in those tight-ass jeans make yo ass inflated!" they'd know I was speakin' the truth and take me seriously. For real.
[24] Would you ever use a corner of paper to get something stuck, out of your teeth?
I flaunt the spinach between my teeth. ^___,__^
[25] If you listened to music while cleaning would it be calming or dance/rock?
Heavy, fuckin', metal. Those floors would be CLEAN.
[26] Do you hold open doors for others?
Of course. (OMG a serious answer for once!)
[27] If you do hold the door open for someone would you mutter/think 'rude slab' if they don't thank you?
*shrug* so? The world's ungrateful, I know that.
[28] Do you find yourself tapping your foot if "Walk This Way" comes on?
Walk whose way? I walk my own way.
[29] Ever got texts from someone that you have kept secret?
I don't really text a lot.
[30] Happy to make someone else a cup of coffee (or whatever) even though you don't want one yourself?
It's my coffee, NOBODY TOUCHES IT!
[31] Would you eat a meal that had been specially prepared for you even if you didn't really like it?
Grin and bear, is what they say =P
[32] Ever watched a Steven Segal/Jean-Claude Van Damme just so you could laugh at how bad it was?
LOL @ Steven Segal thinks he's Bruce Lee. No one's Bruce, not even Chuck Norris is that awesome, with those damn annoying jokes. At night, Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Bruce Lee.
[33] Can you make a farty noise with a cupped hand placed in you armpit?
No... didn't even try it...
[34] Do you like carrots?
Good think that crackhead Trix rabbit doesn't care for them *pilfers all the carrots in the world*
[35] Do you prefer modern furniture or old style?
If I can sleep in it, I like.
[36] You win €2000, would you prefer to go on holiday or buy a funky big new TV?
Do nothing because it's FUCKING EUROS. I CAN'T DO SHIT WITH IT IN THE US! *kidnaps a plane and flies to Spain* HEEHAW
[37] Would you streak for a bet/dare in front of friends?
I'd streak for free and show the world my beautiful body *people cringe, break down crying and die*
[38] Are you ever the first on the dancefloor?
I can't dance. No really.
[39] Do you believe it is seven years bad luck to break a mirror, or just wish you hadn't broken it?
MAH BEAUTIFUL FACE, I CAN'T SEE IT NOW! *mirror actually breaks 'cause its so damn ugly lmao XD*
[40] What's the best thing about Christmas time?
Throwing eggs and toilet paper at houses. Oh wait, that's Halloween....DAMN! You mean to tell me that I was throwing eggs and toilet paper on the wrong holiday?! Crap, what's Santa going to think?!
j/k the best thing about X-mas is the giving. (No, I'm not lying. Stop thinking that I'm lying! >___>)
Now how to make sandwiches. Take it away, crazy Japanese guy!
To anyone who actually read through that shit, I'm going to shamelessly self-advertise my manga.
http://www.theotaku.com/fancomics/view/8312/the_enigma
READ IT BITCHES, READ IT AND WEEP! But not really, don't weep, unless you think it's sad, and yes, it is a sad sad attempt of drawing.
Today is the day
School ends. YAY.
Here's a pic I uploaded, it was my first pic of took of Spain from an air plane. =3
omg, a manga!
I just submitted a manga that I'm doing. Ahh, hope it works >.< D:
Oh yay
I've been promoted to an Otaku Legend XD I didn't even know until I read one of my inbox messages. It's been quite a while since I posted here, and I've been around here for quite a long time XD I remember the MyO days. I still go on it too. While I haven't been able to get to know a few newer friends, I've gotta say, I've met some amazing people here. noirassassin, Iruka Sensei, X_Shadowme_X and Greedsdoll just to name a few.
I haven't made a lot of e-cards either, what with school and lack of inspiration =/ oh well. Take care.
OMFG 2010
HAPPY FRIGGIN' NEW YEAR!!! Any resolutions anyone? Not me, because I know I'd procrastinate anyway XD
