- Created By crona1214
HEYYYYYYY!!!~
HIIIIIIIIIIII, I HAD ALOTA SUGARRRRRRRR AND NOW IM HYPERRRRRRRRRR!!!~
IM BORED AT THE SAME TIME SO IMA RANT AT UUUUUU!
i do good in gym when im half awake and act like fran :p seriously though i was all like FWA! *tag'n'run* I LOVVVVVVVVEEEE DODGE-BALL CAPTURE THE FLAG *grinnnnnnn* U GET TA HIT PEOPLE WITH THE BALL AND TAG 'EM TOOOOOOO~
GHYHUV85BDVEYUBFGFHJK SPAZ LOL >:D
(i normally only act like this when 1. im having a psycho attack or 2. IM REALLY HYPER)
bye-bye~
SQUEEEE!~
OMIGAWD LUNA IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!~ YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
if u wanna know what im spazing about go to:
http://www.lunaescence.com/
LUNAS BACK~ LUNAS BACK~
*tears of joy*
HI PEOPLE
ok im probably be gonna be random throughout this, 'kay?
MEH LOVE KARNEVAL!~
i was at my grandpa's house in michigan since saturday, and i just got back, because my great-grandma had to have heart surgery...turns out she didnt need it cuz it was only 50% blockage
i had a weird dream the day before grandma's surgery, it was about my dog dakoda, it freaked me out cuz dogs are the messengers of death i woke up at like 5am that morning...do ya wanna here y it was weird? to bad im tellin' u anyway~ there was this animal thing that wanted a sheet for some reason, but it turned into an old lady with curly white hair (if u've seen legion then basically the old lady that jumped up on the ceiling)and she called before she came over to pick up the sheet and i remember that someone picked up the phone and said that her voice was quiet and wispery but she could hear her perfectly, when she came over she was all covered up and someone answered the door i remember she freaked me out so i (o shiz i just realized this next part makes me sound like bel...o well) went and got my favorite scream knife (FOR PROTECTION REASONS)and then she turned into my dog. koda broke through the door and attacked me, i (o shiz =.=) threw my knife at him and i did hit him but he would not die...so yeah i woke up all like wtf?
i godda go to bed nao so
bye-bye~
lol quotes episode 1
me: its *looks at clock* 10:06 where i am and u know what that means!
also me: no they dont, this is the first time we've done this
me: shut-up kill joy~
also me: whatever...
me: ITS TIME FOR LOL QUOTES WITH UR FRIEND-PROCLAIMED INSANE HOST, COURTNEY(s)
also me: *rolls eyes*
me: u know u love it~
also me: yeah, yeah, yeah...
me: ON TO THE QUOTES!~ theres some repeats in there so dont be mad we're (i'm) just lazy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“If you don’t like my driving, get off the sidewalk;”
“Join the army. You’ll visit exotic places, meet the people who live there, and then kill them.”
“Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?”
“Can you get cornered in a round room?”
“Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back;”
“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me;”
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”
“First we had mad cow disease, then we had bird flu, and now we have swine flu! It's the FARMAGGEDON!”
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy;”
“It’s not stalking… it’s investigating.”
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver;"
"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said."
“It’s a biiiig mistake to let any mechanical object realize that you’re in a hurry;”
“A positive attitude will not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort;”
“You know you need sleep when the sheep you’re counting start to hit the fence;”
“Mum and Dad always said that school was my job for now. I’ve been going for years; where the hell is my paycheck?!”
“I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look to good either;”
“Reality is a nice place to visit, but I would never want to live there;”
“I still believe in unicorns, fairies, good men, and other fictional characters;”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
me: these next ones have who said them~
also me: joy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
He would make a lovely corpse.
Charles Dickens
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Laurence J. Peter
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Mark Twain
Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
Jeph Jacques
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
Mark Twain
In a mad world only the mad are sane.
Akira Kurosawa
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
Henrik Tikkanen
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
Heinrich Heine
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
John Russell
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Unknown
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
me & also me: we hope u have enjoyed the firt segment of 'lol qoutes' we will see u next time~
bye-bye~
lol tagin' time~
Rules
Do not repeat answers.
Tag TEN people once you are done.
Answer the questions truthfully.
ONE thing you wish for.
1: hm, that my grandpa would win the lottery so i can stop having to listen to him constantly talk about "wanting a million bucks"
TWO confessions.
1: I AM IN LOVE WITH SUGAR
2: most of my friends think im crazy, and i agree
THREE best friends.
1: nikki
2: kylee
3: emily
FOUR random thoughts.
1: i like role-play
2: storms mess with phones
3: did i leave the stove on?
4: i want some cake
FIVE favorite colors
1: purple
2: green
3: blue
4: red
5: black
SIX things that bug you.
1: my cousins
2: when people dont put my books back right
3: spiders
4: when nikki wont share her cookies with me
5: the neighbor
6: when people make fun of me and my friends
SEVEN quotes or conversations.
1: “If you don’t like my driving, get off the sidewalk;”
2: “Mum and Dad always said that school was my job for now. I’ve been going for years; where the hell is my paycheck?!”
3: “Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back;”
4: “God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me;”
5: “First we had mad cow disease, then we had bird flu, and now we have swine flu! It's the FARMAGGEDON!”
6: “It’s not stalking… it’s investigating.”
7: “A positive attitude will not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort;”
i want to do more! T.T ill tell u guys later...
EIGHT things you've learned.
1: don't mess with a man's goat, they bite...hard
2: it takes skill to trip UP stairs
3: reading is good for your brain~
4: this is really long
5: bugs taste bad
6: lol means laugh out loud
7: some things are so stupid that they're funny
8: the fantasic mr.fox is one of those things
NINE things you love.
1: SUGAR
2: the moon
3: anime
4: my ferrets
5: stars
6: books
7: funny quotes
8: funny people
9: funny stuff in general, they make me laugh/smile
TEN people you will tag.
1: ANYONE
2: THAT
3: WANTS
4: TO
5: DO
6: THIS
7: SUPER
8:AWESOME
9: LONG
10: TAG
