SON OF A GUN!
Dude has the voice of Thurl Ravenscroft, my gosh, dudes balls must be the size of watermelons!

Enough of the crazy intros, here he is.
Name: Chocolate Rain
Artist: Tay Zonday
Found: Found in loopholes in YouTube.

Some people have really deep and dark theories about what the lyrics mean. You should probably look into that.