Oi, Hidan here. I was forced encouraged to join the Otaku Host Club by Akira. So welcome to my host world. I would love to make you my jashinists. *smirks* If you want to become a fan of mine, all you have to do is PM either Lunastarz or Rein Akira. I hope that you'll be my fans; if not you're really missing out. I mean why the fuck wouldn't you want to be my fan. *shrugs*
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Can't keep me away for long, can ya? I was bored shitless so I came back early sorry to disappoint ya, akatsuki bastards. Consider your peace and quiet dead! *laughs*
Oi, I'm leaving and I wanted to let everyone know that during the time I am gone I won't be able to get on. So you'll have to find some other unlucky fucker to torture in Chatzy for a while. I'll back by next friday and Amber there better not be any shit in my room when I get back. Later.
~Hidan
Nailass decided to make my day just fucking fantastic by telling me that since Kakuzu decided to be a lazyass I get to go do the fucking bounties on my own. Which means I'll have to carry the fucking corpse and give it to that fucker Zangei at the checkpoint so I get to spend the entire week smelling like piss and rotting corpses. I also have to do the bitch work of counting all the dumbass money. Tch, Kakuzu said if I don't do it right or throw the body in a ditch again; he'll make sure that I stay in that fucking hole this time. Stupid bastard. *scoffs* Anyway, I'm leaving the 19th and I won't be back until the 27th. I'm gonna be travel a few days out of the time but if I get lucky and not get put up in some shitty motel I should be able to get on. Oh well, at least Kakuzu won't be there to tell me my sacrafices take too long; fucking impatient bastard. Shit, I'm just telling ya now so ya don't wonder why I fucking disapeer for a while. Later.
Fuck, are you serious?! I missed the only peace and quiet because of a dumbass mission. Shit, at least Deidara-chan is still away; I won't have'ta argue with that blondie for a while. He always gets pissy whenever I give him shit about his height or crap like that. Those white pieces of shit of his don't scare me any; he can go ahead and try to blow me to hell. *scoffs* Must be a real bitch being mortal. *laughs* Fuck, now I'm just ranting. Anyway, just got back from my mission that nailass, Pein gave me. I have no fucking clue where Kakuzu is since I left him after we got to the checkpoint. I couldn't fucking stand the rotting stench of the damn corpses and piss everywhere. Thank Jashin, I was able to sacrafice the fucker; Kakuzu could do what he wanted with that heathen corpse, not like I give a shit. I'm ready to just put my feet up for a fucking bit after following Kakuzu all over the god damn country.
Urgh what a slow eventless week it has been. Hidan is out on a mission, i'm not sure if he went with Kakuzu or not. The base has been awful quiet without Chee and Alex, who are away on business in Kumogakure. Hita, Pantera and Amber are out on a top secret mission. I can't find Tobi, Deidara is out trying to fix his laptop, Sasori has vanished, Orochimaru is busy with Otogakure, haven't seen Inu, Madara locks himself in his office, Pein is busy. *sighs* i caught Zetsu eating recruits again, i scolded him like he was a bad kid, we are supposed to be going out so he can eat ''chewy'' people. Oh and i heard we are all going to be assigned chores, it's like a weekly rota kind of thing. It changes each week, not sure if the members we are put with change weekly. Oh well more chances to piss Kakuzu off *snickers* Hope you all have a great weekend.
Jashin Bless ~ Deena Akura.
