Oi, Hidan here. I was forced encouraged to join the Otaku Host Club by Akira. So welcome to my host world. I would love to make you my jashinists. *smirks* If you want to become a fan of mine, all you have to do is PM either Lunastarz or Rein Akira. I hope that you'll be my fans; if not you're really missing out. I mean why the fuck wouldn't you want to be my fan. *shrugs*
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Too fucking busy these days it's pissing me off; that fucker Pein gives me a shitload of work to do and he has the fucking nerve to bitch about Akatsuki never being on. I can't remember the last fucking time I saw him around here; guess I can be damn thankful for that but still fucking annoying. Especially with that little Angel bitch of his on my ass these days; oh well I'm used to the fucking death threats from my co-workers. They can just try for all I fucking care; not like it's even fucking possible. *scoffs* Whatever just more fucking stupid reasons I'm not around much. Tch and like a total dumbass I made the fucking shin splint I was bitching about a couple days ago a fucking world worst. So I have to go get it looked at tomorrow since Kakuzu is too much of a fucking prick to do it and Pein not gonna have me on my ass. What a fucking bitch that is, I can shove my stake through my fucking knee cap and it's damn fine but when I bust a muscle it lands me on my fucking ass. God, that pisses me off. This better be a small penance to Jashin-Sama otherwise this is a fucking waste of time.
Level 1:
(x) Smoked a cigarette
(x) Smoked a cigar
() Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Drank alcohol
Total: 3
Level 2:
() Are/Been in love
() Been dumped
(x) Shoplifted
(x) Been fired
(x) Been in a fist fight
Total: 6
Level 3:
() Had a crush an older person
(x) Skipped school
() Slept with a co-worker
(x) Seen something/someone die
Total: 8
Level 4:
() Had a crush on one of your facebook friends [added him cause of former crush]
() Been to Paris
() Been to Spain
() Been on a plane
(x) Thrown up from drinking
Total: 9
Level 5:
(x) Eaten sushi
(x) Been snowboarding
() Met someone BECAUSE of facebook/myspace
() Been in a mosh pit
Total: 11
Level 6:
() Taken pain killers
() Loved/liked someone you can't have
() Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel
Total: 12
Level 7:
() Had a tea party
() Flown a kite
{}Built a sand castle
(x) Gone mudding
() Played dress up
Total: 13
Level 8:
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) Gone sledging
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school
Total: 18
Level 9:
(x) Watched the sunset
(x) Felt an earthquake
(x) Killed a snake
Total: 21
Level 10:
(x) Been tickled
(x) Been robbed/vandalized
() Been cheated on
(x) Been misunderstood
Total: 24
Level 11:
() Won a contest
(x) Been suspended from school
(x) Had detention
(x) Been in a car/motorcylce accident
Total: 27
Level 12:
() Had/have braces
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
() Danced in the moonlight
Total: 27
Level 13:
(x) Hated the way you look (I don't give a shit anymore)
(x) Witnessed a crime
() Pole danced
() Questioned your heart
() Been obsessed with post it notes
Total: 29
Level 14:
(x) Swished barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost (Blame that dumbass Kakuzu)
(x) Been to the opposite side of the world
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you were dying (Pretty damn frequently)
Total: 34
Level 15:
(x) Cried yourself to sleep (When I was a little punkass)
(x) Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) Sang karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
Total: 37
Level 16:
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Kissed in the rain!
Total: 40
Level 17:
() Written a letter to Santa Claus
() Watched the sun set and/or sun rise with someone you care/cared about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach
Total: 42
Level 18:
(x) Crashed a party
(x) Have traveled more than 5 days in a car full of people
(x) Gone roller- skating/blading
(x) Had a wish come true
() Been humped by a monkey
Total: 46
Level 19:
() Worn pearls
(x) Jumped off a bridge
() Screamed "penis" or "vagina"
() Swam with dolphins
Total: 47
Level 20:
(x) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube (Shut it! xD)
() Kissed a fish
() Worn the opposite sex's clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top
Total: 49
Level 21:
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
(x) Talked on the phone for more than four hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
Total: 53
Level 22:
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
(x) Have/been in a tree house
() Been too scared to watch scary movies alone
Total: 56
Level 23:
(x) Believed in ghosts
(x) Have had more than 30 pairs of shoes
(x) Gone streaking (It was in Yuga so screw off!)
(x) Visited jail (Wait, visited or been in?)
Total: 60
Level 24:
() Played chicken
(x) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) Broke a bone
(x) Been easily amused
Total: 63
Level 25:
(x) Caught a fish then ate it later
() Made a porn movie
(x) Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
() Cried so hard you laughed
Total: 66
Level 26:
() Mooned/flashed someone
() Had someone moon/flash you
(x) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name
() French braided someone's hair
(x) Gone skinny dipping
(x) Been kicked out of your house (Tch, I left on my own)
Total: 70
Level 27:
() Rode a roller coaster
() Went scuba-diving / snorkeling
(x) Black-mailed someone
(x) Been black-mailed
(x) Had a cavity
Total: 73
Level 28:
(x) Been used
(x) Fell going up the stairs (....)
(x) Licked by a cat (Jashin xD)
(x) Bitten someone
(x) Licked someone (Their blood!)
Total: 77
Level 29:
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(x) Flattened someone's tires
(x) Rode your bike/driven your car until the fuel light came on
(x) Got five pounds or less worth of fuel
() Had sex in the rain
Total: 81
1: ARE YOU READY FOR THE CRAZYEST TAG EVER?!
Fuck no!
2: you're walking down the street and then suddenly, the ground explodes and a giant zombie bunny with a punk hairdo comes out of the ground. what was you first thought while reading this?
You're an obnoxious prick.
3: ITS GONNA RAIN.
Fuck, I'm god damn tired of that shit!
4: did you just answer WTF to 2 or 3?
*flips you off and continues*
5: OMG A PIE!
I fucking hate pies! Thanks to a certain baka neko *scoffs*
6: ok now for a real question...whats your favorite color?
Black or red I don’t give a fuck
7: WHERES YOUR HEAD AT?!
Barely on my god damn neck; but we’ll see how long that fucking lasts.
8: would you rather eat 10 spiders or eat 10 cockroaches?
I don’t have a fucking reason to do that dumbass shit
9: are you bored?
Not bored shitless enough to do this of my own god damn free will
10: OMG a flying banana with laser beams that transforms into an apple!!!! :O
Time for ya to check into a fucking retard home
11: do you have an army of Afro Hamsters?!
No I have the Lord God Jashin-Sama and I’ll show you his wrath, dumbass heathen
12: sword or gun?
Stake it’s a fucking lot more efficent
13: who the hell is HE/SHE?
Even if ya converted Jashin-sama would never forgive you.
14: you see a store being robbed, what do you do?
Go on my way; why the fuck would I care? I have better shit to do that be a dumbass hero
15: this person is being really annoying around you, what do you do?
Sacrafice them to Jashin-Sama
16: has your mind exploded from the randomness yet?
Shit you’re confusing me with that fucking time bomb Deidara-chan
17: how about now? o3o
Well since ya asked. *sacrifices you to Jashin-sama*
18: your walking down the street and you see "666" in red on a wall, how do you react?
*laughs* If you’re damn afraid of that dumbass christianity bullshit you’d be scared shitless at the sight of Jashin-sama
19: BOOK
The only literature worth reading is the scriptures of Jashin-Sama
20: welcome to mr. slushy burger, can i take your order?
Your soul for Lord Jashin
21: i've run out of questions DX
Pretty fucking stupid of you
22: no wait, i thought of one :3
Get on with it then, prick!
23: is this a question?
In your dumbass fucked to hell mind
24: do you know what EarthBound is?
Yeah
25: what do you do when a karate chicken slaps you, pecks you where the sun don't shine, steals your pie, AND eats your cookie?
Yell at “Chikuzu” to get his fucking hens out of my room
26: LOL WUT
GO FUCK YOUSELF!!!
27: is this the most random tag you've been tagged with?! :O
The most dumbass
28: OMFG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! O_O
When I fucking come you will be!!
29: can you count to 9001?
Yeah, why the fuck would I though? Ask Kakuzu to do it when he’d counting his stupid bitch money.
30: did you just answer "OVER 9000" to 29?
Get screwed.
31: is this tag too long? o3o
……
32: OMG A HALF ROBOT BUNNY O_O
*ignores and moves on*
33: Natural Killer Cyborg
*still ignores*
34: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SETTING PEOPLE ON FIRE?!
OI! Blame those dumbass Uchiha; they’re the god damn pyrofucks around here!
35: what those "8D" mean to you?
The perfect fucking representation for your dumbass face
36: OMG THEY KILLED KENNY!
Ask them to kill Kakuzu next.
37: Looney Tunes or Tom & Jerry?
Fuck off!
38: you might be almost done o3o
Along with your pathetic life.
39: omg a question!!!! O_O
*twitches*
40: are you gonna tag other people with this?
Fuck no this fucking shit doesn’t need to be spread
41: HA, I LIED ABOUT YOU BEING ALMOST DONE!!!! 8D
HAHA! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
42: o-o
You better be fucking afraid
43: WANNA BLOW UP PLUTO?! 8D
Are ya some kind of dumbass it’s just gas; even a thickhead like me knows that
44: do you like pie?
Pie can go to hell!
45: do you like waffles....? *music plays*
Enough of this fucking shit! *swings scythe and cuts your face*
46: i think this tag might end at 50...
*eats it and draws circle*
47: Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, or Twilight?
Time to die you atheist cocksucker!
48: FART GUN 8D
You better not cause shit for Jashin-sama when I send you to him.
49: is it duck season?
Nah but your time has fucking run out. *lefts stake above head*
5: LAST QUESTION 8D will you be my friend? :D
SHINI!!!! *stabs right through the heart and tilts head back* …so wonderful…the glorious pain of your death
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes,Windows Media Player,mp3 player,etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question,press the next button to your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!
IF SOMEONE SAID "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Blow me away by Breaking Benjamin
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Psycho by Puddle of Mudd, lmao
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Out of control; damn right I do! XD
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
The kill by 30 seconds to Mars; for Jashin-Sama!
WHAT IS YOUR MATTO?
You're going down by Sick puppies; damn stright no fucker can take me down
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The man without fear by Drowning Pool *laughs*
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
All these things I hate by Bullet for my Valentine
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
The Red by Chevelle
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Until the end by Breaking Benjamin
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Shut me up by Mindless Self Indulgence XD Fucking shuffle
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Immortal by Adema; too fucking perfect! XD
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Invincible by Altilda's way *laughs*
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU SEE THE PERSON LIKE?
I don't care by Apocalyptica
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Monster by Skillet; ain't that the fucking truth
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Never wanted to dance by Mindless Self Indulgence *laughs*
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Enjoy the Silence, shit you better cause it'd be damn quiet without me
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Bleed it out by Linkin Park; I fucking love that song *smirks*
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Worth dying for by Rise Against Not like I'd die anyway
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Losing my Religion by R.E.M.
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Buried Alive by Alter Bridge FUCK! DX
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
It's not my time
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
What's my age again?
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
No more sorrow by Linkin Park
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
The day that never comes by Metallica
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Bad Romance by Lady gaga WTF?! DAMN IT TOBI!! *kills him with ipod*
IF YOU GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Open wounds by Skillet
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Dance with the Devil by breaking benjamin, lmao
Fuck, thats the only shit I had to do at three in the morning.
My shitty laptop won't charge and with 7% left now you'll fucking know why I'm not around! Piece of shit!! *dies*
