Tch, tagged again

ABOUT YOU:
Eye Color: Violet.
Hair Color: Silver
Height: 177.1 cm
Favorite Color: Red, Silver, and black
Screen Name: CursedJashinist3
Favorite Show: We don't have any fucking TV
Your Car: What the hell is that
Your Hometown: Yugakure
Your Present Town: Akatsuki Base
Your First Crush's Name: None.
Your Grade: Ninja acadamy and some missionary school

HAVE YOU EVER:
Sat on your rooftop? Yeah.
Kissed someone in the rain? no.
Danced in a public place? Gay shit.
Smiled for no reason? Yeah.
Laughed so hard you cried? At times.
Peed your pants after age 8? No.
Written a song? fucking retarded.
Sang to someone for no reason? Why the fuck would I do that?
Performed on a stage? No.
Talked to someone you don't know? Yeah I have to talk to those damn bounties and jinchuuriki
Gone out of your way to befriend someone? Not realy.
Made out in a theater? no.
Been in love? never have; I don't give a fuck

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO:
Say HI to you? Deena and Gaby
Tell you, I love you? I don't know
Kiss you? Chee *shakes head*
Hug you? Tobi *glares* and Deena
Tell you BYE? Pein as I left this morning
Write you a note? Deena and Gaby
Take your photo? No one.
Buy you something? myself.
Write a poem about you? I have no god dman clue quit with the fucking pointless questions!
Touch you? Deidara when he kicked me this morning

WHAT’S THE LAST:
Time you cried? Fuck I don't know
Time you laughed? Yesterday at Deidara-chan.
Song you've sang? I don't sing.
Time you've looked at the clock? Right now?
Drink you've had? Tea, Sake, or just anything.
Book you've read? Book of Jashin
Food you've eaten? beef and noodle bowl I made right now.
Shoes you've worn? Just my normal ones; fucking retarded question.
Store you've been in? Metal supplier
Thing you've said? Eat a cock, Kakuzu.

CAN YOU:
Write with both hands? If I feel like it.
Whistle? Yes.
Roll your tongue in a circle? no
Cross your eyes? Yeah.
Touch your tongue to your nose? no.
Dance? Gayshit.
Stay up a whole night without sleep? Fuck I've done it plenty of damn times
Speak a different language? Yeah.
Impersonate someone? Yeah.
Make a card pyramid? No, sounds damn boring to me
Cook anything? Yeah, I cook.

FINISH THE LINE:
If I were..still a missionary I wouldn't have to follow Pein's dumbass rules.
I wish..people would quit being dumb assholes and understand others' pain.
So many people don't know that.. despite being immortal, I'm still capable of dying from not eating. Don't even try it fuckers.
I am..devoted entirely to Jashin-Sama

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