1) Are you really ready for 111 questions?
Fuck, I guess so.
2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Never had a real relationship to mess up. *shrugs*
3) Who are your best friends?
All my fans, since you guys talk to me so much. *grins*
4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
I don't know...
5) Do you regret it?
........*moving on*
6) Have you ever been depressed?
Why the fuck would I want to be?!
7) Are you a guy or girl?
A guy what was your first damn clue.
8) Do you like guys or girls?
Girls. I'm not fucking gay, you sickfucks!
9) What is your relationship status?
Single.
10) How do you want to die?
*scoffs* As if that's possible
11) What did you last eat?
Some chicken a couple days ago; I've been fasting as a penance.
12) Played any sports?
Not since I was a kid
13) Do you bite your nails?
No, nailpolish remember. That'd be fucking sick
14) When was your last physical fight?
I pissed Kakuzu off earlier.
15) Do you have an attitude?
Fuck yeah! *laughs*
16) Do you like someone?
Not particularly, not like it's any of your damn business
17) What is your real name?
Hidan; I don't have a damn surname nor would I want it.
18) Who was your first kiss?
Chee when she attacked me a while ago.
19) Are you going to get high later?
If you mean the ecstacy of pain then yes.
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
*scoffs* I hate alot of damn fuckers
21) Do you miss someone.
No
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Why the fuck does this matter?!
23) Do you tan a lot?
Nah I just burn
24) Have any pets?
jashin, my cat; Puppet found it and we decided to keep it
25) How are you feeling?
Like fucking shit.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
What the fuck is a car? *furrows brow*
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
Wouldn't you like to know. *scoff* Of course not. That's just damn sickening.
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
I don't have any exes to take back even if I did I'd probably sacrafice them to Jashin-Sama
29) Are you scared of spiders?
Fuck no, I have to kill 'em for Deena.
30) Would you go back in time if you could?
What and go back to that shithole Yugakure; no fucking way.
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Buying into that bullshit for years
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Depends if any mission come up.
33) Do you want to have kids?
Hell no. Jashinists are chaste.
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
Holy fuck, how many more god damn questions are ta gonna ask about this shit?!
35) Do you type fast?
When I'm pissed.
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
My stake through my chest, that count!?
37) Want any more?
Hell no, I'm not gonna be a nailass like Pein
38) Are you good at spelling?
Usually *shrugs*
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Fuck no, those bastards can burn in hell cause I don't give a damn shit about them.
40) What are you craving right now?
Your blood for making such a fucking annoying quiz
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
For new years at the base.
42) What's the first thing you think when you hear... Cherry...?
What the fuck?
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yeah, those thing are fucking annoying
44) Kissed someone in a pickup truck?
.............*trying to mantain blood preassure*
45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Literally. *smirk*
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Is all you fucking do is pry on people's personal affairs. *scoffs*
47) Have you ever made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Read the question above
48) Have you ever been broken up with?
OMFJ! Read above, you prick!
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Try living with 10 of 'em; that's fucking annoying
50) What should you be doing?
Praying but you're interrupted me, fucking heathen.
51) What’s irritating you right now?
WHoever wrote this for one, Kakuzu, Madara.. *continues ranting*
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?
How the hell does that work?!
53) Does somebody love you?
Yeah to my surprise there are quite a few
54) What is your favorite color?
Red
55) What's your favorite band?
I don't listen to music all that much.
56) What are you thinking about?
Cursing your ass.
57) Do you have trust issues?
Yeah here and there
58) Do you believe in love at first sight?
I don't give a fuck about love
59) What is your Astro sign?
I'm aries but for the chinese I'm the tiger.
60) Who do you love more than the world?
My devotion is entirely for Jashin-Sama.
61) Are your parents still married?
No my mom died when I was little and I killed my father
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
I don't have a recent ex; haven't you already got that through your god damn head.
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I don't cry. Stopped a long time ago.
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Fuck no, heathen don't desevre second chance
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive, though I don't do it a whole lot.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
*smirks* Yeah, I'd say so.
67) What was your child hood nickname?
*face/palm* I'm not digging this shit up.
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
At the onsen, that's it.
69) Rave or Concert?
Neither
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
I believe in Jashin Sama's will, nothing more.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Pray to Jashin sama, clean off the old blood from the floor, and do paperwork.
72) What kind of wedding do you want? Big or small? Casual or formal?
As a priest of Jashin; it is forbidden for me to wed, simple as that.
73) What is bothering you?
You are for one.
74) Have you ever been out of your state?
What the fuck do you think; I travel all over the damn place.
75) Do you play the Wii?
What the fuck is a wii. Sounds damn retarded if ya ask me.
76) Are you listening to music right now?
No.
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Yeah sure.
78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
Not like I give a damn about that bastard.
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
The darkness is what I'm used too; fear is for weakasses.
80) Is cheating ever ok?
If you're trying to beat Kakuzu in poker then yeah. *laugh*
81) Are you mean?
*laughs* Too most people.
82) Whats your favorite candy?
I hate candy and sweets
83) What are your favorite kind of shoes?
My normal sandel what kind of dumbass question is that?!
84) Do you believe in true love?
No.
85) How old do you want to be when you get married?
*pinches temple* Do you even listen to me fucker
86) How many kids do you want?
Damn prick, I already told ya I can't have kids.
87) Would you marry someone that your family hated?
My family's dead.
88) Do you like the outside?
Yeah as long as mother nature's not being a bitch
89) Are you currently bored?
Bored as fuck.
90) Are you getting mad at these marriage questions?
Ah Shit, know you're starting to get it, good job dumbass! *claps sarcasticlly*
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No it just damn weird
92) Are you hungry?
I've been fasting; what the hell do you think?
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
*has severe hypertension at this point* Damn..ya sick fuck!
94) What makes you happy?
The death of my sacrafices or just chilling at the base.
95) Would you change your name?
Yeah, not like I have the damn choice now.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
Where the fuck is that?
97) Ever been to Hawaii
*rolls eyes* Moving on.
98) Do you watch the news?
Just to see if I'm in it. *laughs*
99) What’s your zodiac year?
1986 Tiger, ya dumbass
100) Do you like Subway?
You mean the rail system in Amegakure? Nah that's total shit.
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Yeah I fucking guess so cause I've never kissed anyone, douche.
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Nothing. *shrugs*
103) Do you talk like your friends?
No I talk how I damn well please.
104) When you're upset who do you call?
I pray to Jashin-Sama
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
My partner for one.
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
I always act like my complete self; I'm not gonna change who I am.
107) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Deena.
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
I don't care. Smoking just makes ya smell like shit and give ya a fake high.
109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Deena
110) Favorite lyrics right now?
Immortal by Adema. *chuckles*
111) Will you make this a note and tag people in it?
As a god damn form of torture! *laughs*
*laughs* me after this shit.
