1. Are you ready... for the most epic tag ever?
Fuck and I thought 111 was bad enough.
2. Let’s get started then!! Paper or plastic?!
I don't give a fuck.
3. Now for everybody's favorite question! What's your favorite color?
Black or red
4. Isn't HE just the greatest?!
Yes Jashin Sama is the greatest. <-- I agree with Deena! HAIL JASHIN-SAMA!!
5. Do you believe in true love?
I don't believe in that stupid shit.
6. Are you good in bed?
I'm chaste, deal with it fangirls I can't be in your fucking sick fantasies.
7. Do you like chocolate?
No, it so fucking sweet; I hate the shit.
8. Who was the last person you kissed on theO?
Chee when she ambushed me.
9: Who was the last person you texted?
I don't have a dman phone
10. When was the last time you were in 'love'?
Like I was ever in love. *scoffs*
11. Do you want any children? If so, who with?
What the fuck don't you get about chasity.
12. Have you ever been nude in front of someone of the opposite gender?
When Inu and Tayuya snuck into the mens bath on the PB
13. What plans do you have for this weekend?
Hopefully not going on another god dman mission with that cheapass of a partner.
14. Can you name ALL the pokemon?
What the fuck are those; sounds like the fucking bijuu
15. Do you sing in the shower?
No.
16. Do you dance in the shower?
What kind of dumbass would do that!
17. Are you gonna have a "party" tonight?
No.
18. Wanna dance with no pants on?!
Screw off
19. What are your 5 favorite countries?
They're all equally retarded but my favorite would be Tetsu no Kuni.
20. Would you ever meet up with someone you randomly met on the internet?
Why the hell would I?
21. Can you count to 10?
Oi, I may be thickheaded sometimes but I ain't that much of a dumbass.
22. What does the word BISHIE mean to you?
Deidara-chan! *laughs and dodges explosions*
23. Who was the last person of opposite gender did you say “I Love You” to?
Tch, no one.
24. Who was the last person to Glomp you?
Fuck, I don't know,
25. Edward or Jacob?
Who the Fuck are they?! Tch, I should just sacrafice them to Jashin-Sama
26. Iceberg straight ahead!!!
Well, fuck!
27. If you could do anything you wanted for one day, what would it be?
Pray in peace for one god dman time.
28. OH NOEESSSS FANGIRLS!!!
Aw, shit.
29. Are you feeling alive?!
What kind of dumbass question is that, of course I feel alive, dumb bitch!
30. Ever drawn Hentai?
Go fuck off.
31. What would you do if someone stole your boyfriend/girlfriend?
I don't have a damn girlfirend
32. Have you ever stabbed someone? O_o
I'm pretty god dman sure you know the answe rto this one.
33. Do you like waffles?
I prefer sasauge or bacon.
34. Did you look at the number of this question and think it was 43? or at least something higher?
I can read, ya damn idiot.
35. What is your favorite day of the week?
I don't really give a fuck what day it is.
36. Favourite holiday?
New Years.
37. Do you think HE is hot?
I'm straight you sick fuck.
38. All I want for Christmas is-
I don't give a fuck about a Heathen holiday
39. what would you do if you and the person you like were trapped under the mistletoe?
What the hell does a parasitic plant have to do with anything?!
40. Are you getting tired of these questions?
Damn right, bet I still have a longass way to go too.
41. Would you risk your life for someone else?
I don't risk my life even if I try so its not like it would matter.
42. Would you rip the wings off of a butterfly for a million dollars?
What kind of sick twisted fucker are you. Go ask Kakuzu, he'd do it in a damn heartbeat,
43. Can you do the Carameldance?
No but Tobi does that annoying shit all the time.
44. can you do the bacchikoi?
Apparently I must.... CLICK HERE DUMBFUCKS
45. What do you think is romantic?
I don't give a fuck
46. Anime cosplay or Furry cosplay?
Neither.
47. Are you bored?
Damn what the hell do you think?!
48. Would you rather eat needles than do this quiz?
*Grabs senbon and shoves them down my throat* Ow, fuck. That prove my damn point.
49. Are you irritated by anything right now?
I think you'd be able to guess,
50. Animals or people?
Animals. Most people are just dumbass atheists
51. What do you hear right now?
Jashin purring on my legs
52. Hug a tree or hug me?
A tree with sharp branches.
53. Do you recycle everyday?
No. Kakuzu's too damn cheap to do recycling
54. Skydiving or Deep Sea Diving?
Neither.
55. Do you think kittens are cute?
Yeah, they're pretty damn cute. *pets Jashin*
56. If you saw a kitten all alone and lost on the side of the road, what would you do?
Bring it back to the base; I'm not fucking cruel to helpless animals like some sick fuckers.
57. What is your favorite movie?
Never watched any
58. Movie or Book?
Book.
59. If you have a host on here, who is your favorite?
I am a host, dumbass.
60. Would you want to meet a host/fangirl on here in RL?
Don't see why I'd really need too...
61. Where would you go if you could go back in time?
Go back to Tetsu no Kuni to the Jashin missionary and turn down joining Akatsuki. Dumbest mistake I ever made.
62. Fruits or Vegetables?
I fucking hate both.
63. Would you ever dye your hair?
No my hair is damn fine the way it is.
64. What matters more to you? Beauty or Brains.
I don't care about either
65. Do you own a panda hat?
Why the hell would I? *glares at the first person who makes a cursed panda joke*
66. Who are you in love with?
No one.
67. Do you think the person you're in love with loves you too?
Do you god dman listen?!
68. When was the last time you had a shower?
This morning.
69. Are you in your pajamas?
Just my pants
70. Do you have a tan?
No.
71. Do you regret anything from your past?
Buying into Yugakure's bullshit at one time.
72. Do you collect anything?
Sacrafices to Jashin-Sama
73. What do you see yourself doing in a year?
Still working with that dumbfucker Kakuzu. *sighs*
74. If you had 5 hours to live who/what would you do?
As if I'd ever die. Disese has been completely burned from my body along with all other weakass human limitations.
75. You're halfway done! How do you feel?
Fucking glad it almost over.
76. Where is your best friend?
Fuck, I don't know.
77. Do you wear glasses?
No, I'm not a blind fuck like Itachi.
78. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Apprently I must have one with all the fucking fanbase I get.
79. Did you think this question was question 97?
*folds out stake* I'm getting damn sick of your bullshit!
80. Dream Vacation?
Somewhere away from the Akatsuki
81. Are you eating anything at the moment?
Some rice
82. Who would you like to talk to right now?
Whoever decided to message me.
83. What would you do for a klondike bar?
The fuck?
84. Do you miss anyone right now?
No
85. What are you gonna do tonight?
Go out with Deena for a couple drinks.
86. Are you Hot?
Tch, i don't give a damn.
87. What is your favorite flavor lollipop?
I hate that fucking sweet shit
88. what are you wearing right now?
my navy pants without the stirrups.
89. What time did you go to bed last night?
I didn't sleep kakuzu made us walk the whole fucking night.
90. What is a question you refuse to answer?
"What was your past like?"
91. Do you have an attitude?
Damn straight I do.
92. What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
Tch. *moves on*
93. Do you feel like you deserve something more in life?
No.Not be in this damn shithole with all these fucking mental cases.
94. What turns you on?
The ecstacy of your death,
95. Do you write poetry?
No, I never had a knack for that kindof shit.
96. What is your Deepest, Darkest Secret?
Limits of my immortality
97. What would you do if someone found out your deepest, darkest secret?
Curse their ass before they could use it against me
98. How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
Silver gray hair combed back. Rose colored eyes. 5'11" I'm pretty damn easy to spot
99. What is your favorite music genre?
I don't listen to music that much.
100. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
This makes no fucking sense. I'm a priest of Jashin-Sama; marriage is stritly forbidden.
101. Do you wish upon shooting stars?
Why the fuck would I?
102.What does love mean to you?
Absolute devotion
103. Do you believe the fortunes in fortune cookies?
No.
104. Who was the first person who broke your heart?
*not going to talk about it*
105. Do you like pool parties?
Shit, if Its just relaxing in the rivr I don't mind it.
106. Are you tired of random questions?
Wow you learned something new *claps* Fuck, I'm damn surprised. *claps sarcasticly with Deena*
107. Do you like singing nursery rhymes?
No.
108. Do you love being the center of attention?
If I want to be.
109. What should you be doing other than this right now?
Getting reafy to head out with Deena
110. If the end of the world was coming and you could save one person who would it be?
Tch, what kind of dumbass question is that. Everyone would fucking perish anyway.
111. Would you be happy if this was the end like the last epic tag?
Fuck I wish it was.
112. What was the first thing that popped into your mind when you read this question?
Jashin-Sama spare me from this annoying shit.
113. do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No, that's just fucking gay. Only Jashin sleeps with me
114. If you were stuck in a room with someone of the opposite gender, would you take advantage of them?
No, I'm not some sick bastard who just needs to fuck off.
115. What do you think the most romantic place is?
I don't have a fucking clue
116. Why are there so many love questions?!?!
Fuck you actually know you're pissing me off.
117. Do you wish the love questions were finished with?
They better if ya want to live to see another fucking day.
118. What is the most over rated thing?
Konoha's will of fire bullshit
119. When is your birthday?
2nd April.
120. Would you use a Death Note?
No, I carry out the will of Jashin-Sama by scraficing Heathen by a method in which they learn to understand others pain. A heart attack will teach them nothing.
121. What would you do if you found a friend of yours using a deathnote?
Not like I give a damn; nobody knows my whole fucking name anyway.
122. What appeals to you more? Love or Hate?
Hate.
123. Do you wish this quiz was never made?
Fuck yes!
124. What body part do you wash first?
Wounds
125. You're almost to the end!
THANK FUCKING GOD!!
126. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
Fuck, I'm pretty damn open so I don't have a damn clue.
127. How many jelly beans do you think are in the jar?
Why the fuck would I care?
128. Do you want to bring sexy back?
Shit, I never lost it. *smirks*
129. What would you do if you were working on this, got to this question, and your computer just shut down on you.
Curse my fucking laptop and hunt you down.
130. Name three things that you don't like!
Kakuzu and all his fucking bounty associates, Atheiests and Heathen, and fuckers who don't understand the pain od others.
131. Would you ever do the pelvic thrust?
Go fuck yourself.
132. Do you ever dream about dirty things?
No.
133. What website do visit the most?
The O.
134. Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
Jashin-Sama, what the fuck were you expecting
135. Would you ever throw a random party for someone?
No
136. Have you ever been tied up?
...........
137. Do you like school?
No the acadamy back in Yugakure was completely bullshit all they taught ya how to do was gayass Fire and Water techniques. Dumbass steam village. *scoffs*
138. A GIANT BANANA!! What was the first thing that came to your mind?
Me tearing your fucking chest open.
139. Do you have annoying friends?
I wouldn't call them friends
140. Do you give in easily?
Fuck no.
141. Do you like to set stuff on fire?
No, that more Itachi's thing.
142. What was the last thing you dreamed about?
My old life.
143. Do you share your hopes and dreams with people?
I don't really have any other than to continue to please Jashin-Sama
144. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
What the fuck is that?
145. Do you like amusement parks?
???
146. What color are your bed sheets?
Black so the blood doesn't show
147. What is your love life like?
I don't have a damn one.
148. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex?
Fuck, no; i;d curse the fucker who'd try that
149. Are you gonna tag anyone?
Nah, i don't fucking feel like it.
150. LAST QUESTION!! Would you be my friend?
I'd sacrafice your pitiful soul to Jashin-Sama. He can deal with you.
