1: ARE YOU READY FOR THE CRAZYEST TAG EVER?!
Fuck no!
2: you're walking down the street and then suddenly, the ground explodes and a giant zombie bunny with a punk hairdo comes out of the ground. what was you first thought while reading this?
You're an obnoxious prick.
3: ITS GONNA RAIN.
Fuck, I'm god damn tired of that shit!
4: did you just answer WTF to 2 or 3?
*flips you off and continues*
5: OMG A PIE!
I fucking hate pies! Thanks to a certain baka neko *scoffs*
6: ok now for a real question...whats your favorite color?
Black or red I don’t give a fuck
7: WHERES YOUR HEAD AT?!
Barely on my god damn neck; but we’ll see how long that fucking lasts.
8: would you rather eat 10 spiders or eat 10 cockroaches?
I don’t have a fucking reason to do that dumbass shit
9: are you bored?
Not bored shitless enough to do this of my own god damn free will
10: OMG a flying banana with laser beams that transforms into an apple!!!! :O
Time for ya to check into a fucking retard home
11: do you have an army of Afro Hamsters?!
No I have the Lord God Jashin-Sama and I’ll show you his wrath, dumbass heathen
12: sword or gun?
Stake it’s a fucking lot more efficent
13: who the hell is HE/SHE?
Even if ya converted Jashin-sama would never forgive you.
14: you see a store being robbed, what do you do?
Go on my way; why the fuck would I care? I have better shit to do that be a dumbass hero
15: this person is being really annoying around you, what do you do?
Sacrafice them to Jashin-Sama
16: has your mind exploded from the randomness yet?
Shit you’re confusing me with that fucking time bomb Deidara-chan
17: how about now? o3o
Well since ya asked. *sacrifices you to Jashin-sama*
18: your walking down the street and you see "666" in red on a wall, how do you react?
*laughs* If you’re damn afraid of that dumbass christianity bullshit you’d be scared shitless at the sight of Jashin-sama
19: BOOK
The only literature worth reading is the scriptures of Jashin-Sama
20: welcome to mr. slushy burger, can i take your order?
Your soul for Lord Jashin
21: i've run out of questions DX
Pretty fucking stupid of you
22: no wait, i thought of one :3
Get on with it then, prick!
23: is this a question?
In your dumbass fucked to hell mind
24: do you know what EarthBound is?
Yeah
25: what do you do when a karate chicken slaps you, pecks you where the sun don't shine, steals your pie, AND eats your cookie?
Yell at “Chikuzu” to get his fucking hens out of my room
26: LOL WUT
GO FUCK YOUSELF!!!
27: is this the most random tag you've been tagged with?! :O
The most dumbass
28: OMFG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! O_O
When I fucking come you will be!!
29: can you count to 9001?
Yeah, why the fuck would I though? Ask Kakuzu to do it when he’d counting his stupid bitch money.
30: did you just answer "OVER 9000" to 29?
Get screwed.
31: is this tag too long? o3o
……
32: OMG A HALF ROBOT BUNNY O_O
*ignores and moves on*
33: Natural Killer Cyborg
*still ignores*
34: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SETTING PEOPLE ON FIRE?!
OI! Blame those dumbass Uchiha; they’re the god damn pyrofucks around here!
35: what those "8D" mean to you?
The perfect fucking representation for your dumbass face
36: OMG THEY KILLED KENNY!
Ask them to kill Kakuzu next.
37: Looney Tunes or Tom & Jerry?
Fuck off!
38: you might be almost done o3o
Along with your pathetic life.
39: omg a question!!!! O_O
*twitches*
40: are you gonna tag other people with this?
Fuck no this fucking shit doesn’t need to be spread
41: HA, I LIED ABOUT YOU BEING ALMOST DONE!!!! 8D
HAHA! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
42: o-o
You better be fucking afraid
43: WANNA BLOW UP PLUTO?! 8D
Are ya some kind of dumbass it’s just gas; even a thickhead like me knows that
44: do you like pie?
Pie can go to hell!
45: do you like waffles....? *music plays*
Enough of this fucking shit! *swings scythe and cuts your face*
46: i think this tag might end at 50...
*eats it and draws circle*
47: Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, or Twilight?
Time to die you atheist cocksucker!
48: FART GUN 8D
You better not cause shit for Jashin-sama when I send you to him.
49: is it duck season?
Nah but your time has fucking run out. *lefts stake above head*
5: LAST QUESTION 8D will you be my friend? :D
SHINI!!!! *stabs right through the heart and tilts head back* …so wonderful…the glorious pain of your death
