WARNING! If you are reading this and not a pervert or under 12 years old do NOT read the story!!! There are perverted stuff in the text and I do not want kids at underage read this, but if you`re curious, just read a little of the beginning. And if it`s not so bad then try further, but stop if it get uncomfortable or too ...ehem...dirty. Read at yer own risk!!
(P.S!! I did not write this!!)
"_____-chan Leader-sama wants you in the living room!" Deidara calls up the stairs.
"Why?" you yell back in retort.
"Just come." calls Deidara's voice fading away as he leaves the stairwell.
You quickly run down the stairs two at a time and dash into the living room only to find all of Akatsuki sitting in the living room. You halt to a stop.
"What?" you ask giving Pein "the look".
"Oh nothing really, I just thought it a great idea if we all spend quality time together playing a game." says Pein wearing a very very devilish grin.
"When ever you say something like that I know that it will be hell on my part." you say trying to think of a way to get yourself out of this.
"Just play with us!" yells Tobi sitting on the floor.
"Fine." you say gritting your teeth.
Pein leans over and hands you an Akatsuki hat with a bucnh of paper scraps in it.
"Dig in." says Pein still wearing that devilish smirk of his.
((pick the word that you want. . .and I suggest choosing wisely))
pickles
blood
book
radio
funky
smexy
moola
knives
puppet
"Pickles?" you ask the room. You see Zetsu walk out from the shadows of the corner. he doesn't say a thing, he jsut walks past you and enters the closet. You unwillingly follow behind.
When you got inside Kisame got up and closed the door behind you. You could hear him giggling underneith his breath.
You turn to Zetsu and give him a faint smile. He only looks down at the closet floor.
"Zetsu." you say in a whisper.
"What?" he asks back.
"What do you think?" you ask back smiling.
"B-" you didn't give Zetsu any time to reply. You press your lips up against Zetsu's. To your surprise they were nice and soft,unlike his behavior.
Zetsu stood in shock for a couple seconds and then slowly began gliding his hands down your sides, stopping at your waist.
The two of you sat there kissing until there was a loud bang on the door with the voice of Deidara yelling, "TIme to get out love birds!" With that your face began turning a light shade of pink, but you weren't embarrased about having kissed the carnivourous plant Zetsu.
The door swung open and you and Zetsu stepped out of the closet, quickly walking back to your spots.
"Blood?" You ask the Akatsuki members. Sasori hesitantly steps off of his spot on the couch and walks over to your side, draping his arm around your shoulders.
"Oh boy!" you could hear Kakuzu call from behind you, "I bet it will be under 45 seconds after they get inside of the closet that something will happen!"
"No. I say 26 seconds." Hidan's voice yells from the other side of the room.
You turn around and say," You guys are so immature." You then follow Sasori into the closet and Itachi closes it expressionless.
Hidan and Kakuzu were both wrong, it was only 10 seconds after you two entered the closet that the flames began to go ablaze. You and Sasori started it with a simple liplock and then built up until you two were entangled with one another battling for domenance with your tounges. Sasori was just pushing you up against the door when it opened, causing you and Sasori to fall onto the ground. Sasori was laying ontop of you.
"OOOOOOOOOOO!" you could hear the boys(all but Pein and Sasori) say as they watch you quickly shake Sasori off and sit back down in your spot blushing like frik.(frik is a very dark shade of red)
Sasori got up too, but he showed no sign of embarrasment.
"Book?" you ask the members of Akatsuki and Pein gets up out of his chair and walks over to you, forcing you to enter the closet with him.
"Pein?" you ask once Sasori had closed the door.
"Yes, _____-chan." says Pein's awesomeful voice.
"Ummm. . .nothing." you say back trying to think about what Konan might do to you if she had found out that you had kissed Pein-dono. "I mean they do have something together, right?" you ask yourself in your head.
Pein slowly pushes you up against the wall and forces your lips into an intense liplock. Your tounges were swirling around one another only stoppign once in a while to take a breath and then going back in for more.
Right after you had taken your next breath there was a knock at the door and it opens with a faint click. You see Itachi's face and for the first time you ever saw it, Itachi had an actual emotion as a facial expression. It was a sort of annoyed expression.
"You went over the limit by 0.06 seconds. Get out!" he says with a snarl and turns to walk away.
You and Pein step out of the closet, but before you can leave Pein leans up close to your ear and says, "We won't mention any of this to anyone, will we?"
You nod not knowing what would happen if you disagreed.
You and Pein stepped away from each other and go back to your spots.
"Radio?" you ask the many boys of Akatsuki. Deidara gets up out of his spot on the couch and walks towards you. "Are you ready, ____-chan, yeah" asks Deidara wearing a playful grin.
"Um, sure." you say back following a very hot looking Deidara into the closet. As you enter the door is closed by Zetsu wearing an unhappy frown on his face, it didn't seem like he wanted to play this game. . .
"So." you say trying to start a confersation, but your reply from Deidara was a very nice kiss on the lips. You instantly skipped the state of shock that was supposed to have come after and began kissing Deidara romanticly.
Still kissing Deidara begins reaching into your Akatsuki cloak you had just received it 3 months ago after you had joined the Akatsuki organization. Enjoying the feelign of Deidara's hand on your skin made you shiver with excitement.
Deidara let his hands stop on your back to where he pulls you into a hug that seemed it could last forever. You hug him back just as 2 tounges begin licking the area of skin below your shoulder blades, but you really didn't care. It felt kind of. . .well good.
You suddenly are in a very bad mood as the door opens without a warning.
"OOOOOOOO!" came the call of the other Akatsuki boys as they saw what you two were up to in that closet.
You and Deidara quickly stood back up and went back to your seats.
"Funky?" you ask the peoples of the room and Tobi steps out of his spot on the couch next to Deidara, to whom he was annoying the $hit out of.
You smile kind of pleased that it wasn't Kakuzu or Zetsu, I mean who in the world would want to kiss them in a game of 7 minutes of heaven?
You follow Tobi into the closet that is soon closed by Hidan wearing a very happy grin. He seemed to be happy that you were in the closet with SOMEONE. . .
"Uh. . ." says Tobi, "Will you kiss me?"
"Um. . .sure." you say not being too sure of yourself.
You lean foreward to kiss Tobi. The kiss seemed that it would last forever, but it didn't, Tobi quickly broke apart and grabbed a kunai out of his pocket. He then used it to attach your Akatsuki cloak to the wall. After doing this your good boy who is now a bad boy leans back in and begins snogging you. This snog lasts the rest of your remanding minutes inside of the closet with Tobi. The door knob began to jiggle and Tobi quickly grabbed his kunai out of your cloak just before the door opened. Tobi quickly exited leaving you to remain inside to soak in all that had just happened.
"Smexy? What kind of word is that?" you ask the members of Akatsuki.
"That would be mine." says Hidan walking towards you from his spot next to Kakuzu.
Without another word Hidan grabbed you by the arm and dragged you into the closet with him. It was then shut by a smirking Tobi soon after.
"How rude." you mutter to yourself.
"I am not rude." remarks Hidan.
"Y-" you started saying, but you were interupted by Hidan's lips forcing you into a smexy liplock! You hesitantly begin a make-out session that last. . .well let's jsut say that it lasts the rest of your time inside of the closet.
*Bang Bang* Tobi was banging on the door.
"TIME TO GET OUT LOVY DOVY BIRDS!" yells Tobi into the closet as he creeks it open.
Before Hidan let you out he leaned forward next you your left ear and muttered in a voice so quiet that only you could hear, "Meet me in my room tonight. We have some unfinished buisness. . ." and with that he pulls away nipping at your earlobe as he begins walking out of the closet.
You then walk back to your spot wearing a meekly smile, you were going to look forward to spending the night with Hidan!
"Moola?" you ask curiously staring at the Akatsuki boys.
Kakuzu mysteriously lurks from within the shadows and walks over to you.
"Are you coming?" asks Kakuzu in his awesomeish voice when he sees that you aren't following.
"um. Yeah I'm coming." you say wishing that you had picked someone other than Kakuzu. Even Zetsu seemed like a good choice at the moment.
The closet is closed by Deidara as you enter.
Once the door is closed and no one can hear anything that goes on inside of the closet Kakuzu says, "I know that you don't want to try anything with me. I'm used to it no one really likes me in that sort of way."
". . ." You didn't have a reply to his remark, you just felt kind of bad now for thinking that he was bad.
You slowly reach up and remove Kakuzu's mask from around his mouth. You then stretched your body as far as it could go to kiss him on the lips.
At first Kakuzu was a little bit shocked, but soone began to kiss back. You could tell that he hadn't kissed someone in awhile, maybe even never.
Kakuzu gently began to caress your cheek as the kiss continues.
You have the sudden tendancy to scream your head off at Deidara as he calls you two out of the very sinful closet.
You step out and send a glare at anyone willing to meet your eyes.
You and Kakuzu returned back to your spots where ever you were sitting or standing.
"Knives?" you ask the boys of Akatsuki sending your gaze mainly at Itachi, you could tell that he would pick something like this as his word.
You were right, Itachi got up out of the chair that he was sitting in and walked into the closet not waiting for you to follow. You quickly dashed in as the closet door was closed by Pein.
3 seconds after you had entered the closet Itachi activated sharingan and took out 6 shruikens and had pinned you to the wall before you could take another breath.
Itachi then made his next move. He viciously slid up against you like a slipery snake and began kissing you, liking your lower lip demanding an enterance. You began taking a breath and Itachi seized his chance, he slid his tounge into your mouth and began exploring the wonders inside.
This, however, seemded as if it could last forever, but as all things it didn't.
Peins voice soon came from the other side of the door calling the two of you out of the likes of the very evil closet.
The door opened and Itachi walked out leaving you pinned to the inside wall of the closet.
Deidara and Sasori soon rushed over to try and pry the shruikens out of your Akatsuki cloak. When they were finished all three of you walked out of the closet and went back to your seats. You sent Itachi an odd glance and sat down on the couch next to Deidara and Sasori.
"Puppet?" you ask the Akatsuki members. All but Kisame send you an odd look. Kisame gets up off of the couch and walks over to you.
"If she's lucky she'll make it out alive." snickers Hidan sending Kakuzu a playful grin.
"I be that she'll be pounding on the closet door less than 15 seconds after it closes." says Kakuzu trying to get the other Akatsuki members to bet with him, most of these bets however he always won so no one made a response.
You and Kisame enter the closet and it is closed by Itachi wearing his usual expressionless face.
Once inside of the sinful closet where no on can hear you Kisame say, "____-chan, we don't have to do anything unless you want to."
"um. . ." you say looking for the right wording.
Kisame randomly decides to kiss you. The kiss, however, was very romantic. So you decided to kiss him back out of pure desire.
You two continue to kiss inside of the closet until your 7 minutes was up.
The door was opened by Itachi wearing a curious grin.
"What?" you demandingly ask him.
"Nothing." he says tying not to smirk.
You and Kisame return to your seats.
((hahahahaha! I tricked you. You thought that you would get Sasori, buy you got Kisame!))
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It came from quizilla.....so don`t blame me....
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Pein: Good God, Dark!! What have you written?!!
Me: I didn`t write this stuff...I found it on Quizilla...
Pein: Oh God!! Why are you reading those stuff.
Me: It`s enterning me....
Zetsu: Hey! what are you....talking....Holy Shit!!! You sick pervert!!!!
Hidan: What are y-... WTF?!! You #¤%&@£$!!! What the f*** are you writting?!!
*rest of the akatsuki reads it*
Tobi: Dark-Chan is a bad girl. Dark reads naugthy stuff...
Me: I AM a bad girl...
Sasori: I thought you were a nice girl who keeps herself away from this kind of stuff...
Kisame: You have a sick mind, Dark...
Itachi: O_e*no comment* *still in shock*
Tobi: Baaaad Dark. Bad.
Deidara: Holy Shi-...
Me: STFU!!!!! I didn`t write this I found it on Quizilla.com!!! Yes, I`m a pervert, but I`m pervert who never goes on details!! But it does not mean I hve a sick mind!! I`m a damn teenager and interessed in boys!!!
Everyone(except me): O_O...Oh my God....
Me: *sigh* Let us end this before I say something stupid.....Here is the end song....
