- Created By ILoveMyBANANAS
L's Strawberries
ch.4
So finally one about Mello and Matt instead of L and Light hope you guys like this one ik ch.3 sucked and i also noticed how spk could stand for special porn kids so i'm officially creeped out...i'm sorry for making them gay Dx, well enjoy :
Mello watched Matt carefully as he ate his chocolate.
"Matt?" Mello asked.
"Yes boo?" Matt replied flirtingly.
"What are you doing?" Mello asked with his mouth full.
"Just working on the usual stuff you know." Matt replied casually.
Damn he is so much like a housewife. I need more time to myself to. Mello thought as he threw the wrapper away and left.
Poor Matt was alone and wandering why Mello left so suddenly for the 3rd time this week but he went back to work anyway 'cuz thats what Mello would want him to do at least thats what he thinks.
"Why do I get stuck doing shit and Mello does nothing?" Matt asked himself.
Gah! I should just break up with him! Wait I couldn't do that I'd die. He thought to himself and chewed on his ciggarette absentmindedly.
When Mello came back Matt was acting like the worried housewife boyfriend he is around Mello and said. "OH MY GOD MELLOOOO! WHERE WERE YOU?!" He then started kissing Mello on the cheek repeatedly.
"Don't ever disapear like that again!" He ordered getting in sassy housewife mode.
"No promises." Mello answered as he pulled Matt close to him and kissed him.
After what was about 30 mins. they got back to what they were doing earlier, Mello eating chocolate and Matt working on whatever it is he's doing.
Mwahahahaha I just love how I make them act gay like it's just totally normal... This probably will get me banned Dx hopefully it doesn't 'cuz I'm awesome riiightt?? ;D
L's strawberries
ch.3 Misa's issue
Light isn't going to be able to avoid Misa in this fanfic now is he ;D *evil laff* oh how i love my fanfics they ish so stupid <3 anyway enjoy ch.3 ! :
When Misa walked into the task force building Light was horrified unlike the others that were oblivious to his reaction to her coming. Misa never would imagine that Light would think she's some stupid blonde slut. Misa came in because she had a problem and wanted L's help so she told everyone her problem.
"I need more time with Light alone Ryuzaki!" Misa said annoyed about having L chained to Light as always.
Light being the evil mastermind he is said. "Misa it'll be over someday you must wait untill then."
"B-but i don't wanna wait!" She cried.
L looked over at her for a mere second then went back to whatever he was doing at the time. Like for all we know he could be watching porn.........
"Would you calm down please Misa, I need to concentrate on my work and eating this strawberry." L suddenly said.
"Argh! Fine have your way Ru-Zah-Ki!" She said with her rude voice as usual.
Still not over her issue Misa went back the next day.
"Ryuzaki it's not fair! Take the handcuffs off of you and Light!"
She ordered, but not sounding very threatening like she thinks she does.
"I said I can't Misa now leave me alone." L replied.
"Hmpph." She mumbled as she left.
Of course she didn't give up because that is just how she is. She went back again with a big bucket of strawberries and 2 cakes. When she got in L turned around.
"Are those strawberries? AND CAKE?!" L asked excitedly.
"Obviously, and you can only have them if you take the handcuffs off!" She bragged.
L glared at her and said. "I can't take the handcuffs off but i'll gladly pay for those strawberries and cakes!"
"Only if you pay the exact amount that I did." She said proudly as she handed him the reciept so he'd know she wasn't lieing about the amount."
L payed for the strawberries and the cake and she left with the money beaming and probably shceming some plan on getting L to take the handcuffs off.
L's Strawberries
ch.2 Apples
"Ryuki, are you hungry?" Light asks using his pedo smile.
"YES! I WANT APPLES!!" Ryuk replies, squealing like a little girl.
"Then follow me.." Light says pulling Ryuk to fareway using his creepy pedo smile the whole way there.
Once they got to the store Ryuk went straight to the apples.
"I WANT ALL OF THEM!" Ryuk said, trying to imitate Thor.
"Are you flippin crazy?!" Light almost screamed.
"Shit, Everyone heard me now they think i'm crazy." Light thought to himself.
"Why not Light-Kun?" Ryuk asked.
"Because I can't afford that many apples Ryuk!" Light whispered angrily.
"Well don't blame me if we run out of apples really fast then." Ryuk replied like a snotty little child.
"Whatever lets just pay for these..." Light whispered.
When they got back to Light's house Ryuk began eating the apples. When he was down to 5 Light said. "Ryuki! DON'T EAT ALL OF THEM RIGHT AWAY!"
"But if i don't eat a lot I start doing handstands and then my body gets twisted." Ryuk replied starting to get quite annoyed with Light's bitchyness.
"Whatever just eat them and have none tommorow then."
"You are such a little brat!" Ryuk yelled angrily.
"Just shut up so I can read this MLP magazine." Light ordered.
"You are such a girl Light-Kun. Hyuk Hyuk." Ryuk said.
"Just shut up already." Light ordered again and began reading the MLP magazine while taking a potato chip....... AND EATING IT!
L's Strawberries
ch.1 Strawberry obsession
I don't know why i have always ate sweets and nothing healthy but i do know is I've always loved strawberries for a reason.
Yup, this is me L and i'm going to show you how the world is, it isn't some safe little place God made now. It's a place full of evil and mallace... And of course Kira.
"Light-Kun?" L asked as he sent Watari a message. This Email thing is cool but what if others see this message somehow? He thought to himself.
-sigh- "What Ryuzaki?" Asked Light.
"Could you get me some strawberries from Fareway? Or HiVee? I don't care where you get them."
L replied.
"Anything for you Ryuzaki.." Light replied as he kissed L's cheek and left to get him his strawberries.
L blushed and went back to his work on the investigation. "I need some cake to." L whispered to himself.
When Light got back L was on full crazy mode.
"YAY MY STRAWBERRIES!! OH HOW I LOVE MY STRAWBERRIES!!" L squealed.
Light looked at him speechless.
"Uh enjoy..."
As L ate his strawberries like the sexy maniac he is Light left contemplating on why L had gotton so hyper.
End
