ch.2 Apples

"Ryuki, are you hungry?" Light asks using his pedo smile.
"YES! I WANT APPLES!!" Ryuk replies, squealing like a little girl.
"Then follow me.." Light says pulling Ryuk to fareway using his creepy pedo smile the whole way there.

Once they got to the store Ryuk went straight to the apples.
"I WANT ALL OF THEM!" Ryuk said, trying to imitate Thor.
"Are you flippin crazy?!" Light almost screamed.
"Shit, Everyone heard me now they think i'm crazy." Light thought to himself.
"Why not Light-Kun?" Ryuk asked.
"Because I can't afford that many apples Ryuk!" Light whispered angrily.
"Well don't blame me if we run out of apples really fast then." Ryuk replied like a snotty little child.
"Whatever lets just pay for these..." Light whispered.

When they got back to Light's house Ryuk began eating the apples. When he was down to 5 Light said. "Ryuki! DON'T EAT ALL OF THEM RIGHT AWAY!"
"But if i don't eat a lot I start doing handstands and then my body gets twisted." Ryuk replied starting to get quite annoyed with Light's bitchyness.
"Whatever just eat them and have none tommorow then."
"You are such a little brat!" Ryuk yelled angrily.
"Just shut up so I can read this MLP magazine." Light ordered.
"You are such a girl Light-Kun. Hyuk Hyuk." Ryuk said.
"Just shut up already." Light ordered again and began reading the MLP magazine while taking a potato chip....... AND EATING IT!