Yeah... about the title... I have a friend named Sam that's also friends with Tobi, Julio, and Angel, and also Hannah (the Hannah that is my friend). And Sam tends to joke around a lot. She's nice but yeah... She talks about sex a lot XD. She keeps saying Julio and Tobi should have sex but they shudder... well anyway, here are some of the highlights today.
*at lunch*
Me: *gets breadsticks and cheese and grabs an apple*
Sam: So... you like breadsticks?
Me: omg Sam...
Sam: No wait! You like doughnuts!
Me: Sam!
Sam: What? You have a girlfriend. Therefore you like her doughtnut
Me: -///-
Something else happened at lunch that got a certain person upset for Sam telling me a secret that I have promised not to tell anyone... You may have guessed what it is anyway... it also kinda had to do with Julio smelling something that he shouldn't have smelled that was on Sam's jacket sleeve...
*in art*
Sam: Hey Caitlin, listen to this joke... it's racist but yeah... *looks around* Is Julio nearby? (Julio's mexican)
Me: *looks* I don't see him, why?
Sam: Okay, what do you do when you see a Mexican on your lawn?
Hannah: Ask him if he has a taco?
Sam: No, you shoot him
Julio: *comes out of nowhere and is right behind me* I heard that!
Sam: O_O holy sh*t where'd you come from?
*later*
Sam: Hey Julio
Julio: ... what?
Sam: I'm sorry I really didn't know you were there
Julio: It's okay
Sam: All right, so what do you do to a Mexican that is injured on your lawn?
Julio: Oh my god...
Sam: You shoot him again
Julio: ... I was going to say you deport his a** but... yeah
*later*
Sam: Hey Caitlin
Me: Yeah?
Sam: How's your girlfriend?
Me: She's fine
Sam: Have you shown her the picture yet?
Me: Yeah ^^ she thought it was cute
Sam: Can I see it?
Me: Sure *shows her*
Sam: Aww!
Hannah: *looks at the picture* Holy sh*t you drew that? O_O
Me: ._. yeah
Hannah: I seriously need to get you to draw something for me
Sam: By the way, I forget, what's your girlfriend's name?
Me: Candace
Sam: Oh yeah... How old is she?
Me: She's 15
Sam: Oh... you got an older woman nice going...
Me: -///- shut up
Sam: Sorry ^^' didn't know you'd be embarressed
Me: It's the way you said it
Sam: Well sorry ^^'
Me: It's all right
Julio: *comes up and is acting all loopy* hey... look... it's my jesus lizard...
Sam: ... Are you okay Julio?
Julio: *ignores her and looks at my tinfoil and starts poking it* Shiny...
Sam: I think he's high on something...
Julio: Shiny...
^^' and that was my day XD I'd tell you more about art class but yeah... it gets weirder
