Today was the last yearbook club meeting! We sorted out the yearbooks, had pizza and cookies and soda, and told jokes. (Some were racist though and I personally didn't like them)
Here are five jokes:
There are a blonde, brunette, and a redhead stuck in the desert. Their car is broken down, so they each take something important from the car to help them survive.
The brunette takes the water, in case they get thirsty.
The redhead takes the food, so they could have something to eat.
And the blonde takes the car door, so she can roll down the window if she gets warm.
There are a blonde, brunette, and a redhead stuck on an island.
The redhead swims 40 miles, then drowns.
The brunette swims 60 miles, then gets eaten by a shark.
The blonde swims 90 miles, then gets tired and swims back.
There is a blonde and a brunette at a sleep over.
The brunette asks the blonde...
Brunette: Okay, which is closer the moon or Florida?
Blonde: Oh, that's easy! You can see the moon!
There is a new worker working at the lemon stand, when a woman approaches.
Woman: How much are these?
Worker: I don't know.
The woman leaves and the manager comes up.
Manager: The lemons are $1.50
The manager leaves and another woman comes up.
Woman: How much are these?
Worker: $1.50
Woman: Are they fresh?
Worker: I don't know.
The woman leaves and the manager comes back.
Manager: Say they are very fresh.
The manager leaves and another woman comes up.
Woman: How much are these?
Worker: $1.50
Woman: Are they fresh?
Worker: Very fresh
Woman: Should I buy these?
Worker: I don't know.
The woman leaves and the manager comes back.
Manager: Say if you don't, someone else will.
The manager leaves and a robber comes up to the worker.
Robber: How much do you have?
Worker: $1.50
Robber: Are you being fresh with me?
Worker: Very fresh
Robber: Should I kill you?
Worker: If you don't, someone else will
There are three guys and only one spot left for heaven.
Angel: Okay, the person that's died the worst can have the last spot.
He steps up to the first guy.
Angel: How'd you die?
Guy 1: Well, I came home early because I suspected my wife was cheating on me. I saw a guy trying to climb down my balcony, so I took a sludge hammer and pounded on his hands. Then he fell into my bushes and I shoved my refrigerator on top of him, but then I fell with the fridge but landed on the concrete.
Angel steps up to the second guy.
Angel: How'd you die?
Guy 2: My cousin spilled some juice on our balcony, so I went to clean it up. I slipped though, but I was able to grab ahold of the balcony below. Then this crazy guy started banging my hands with a sludge hammer and fell into the bushes below. Then he pushed his fridge on me.
Then the Angel stepped up to the last guy.
Angel: How'd you die?
Guy 3: Well, it all started when I was in a refridgerator...
And those were random jokes from yearbook club.
School was strange... In band, Keith found a pad stuck to the bottom of a band chair. XP ewwwww!!
But after 6th period, I was actually able to get in contact w/ Keith again at our lockers. He said he heard some stuff about me that our Language teacher said. (The stuff was good though)
I've also joined another contest. (MagicRinger's)
And I've got a request from sasukes girl1.
And I'm almost done w/ Note Blue's fan art banner.
~Deidara
-What starts as art becomes an explosion-
-Art is a BANG un!-
