Two jokes:
A fat lady, a Chinese man, and a Japanese man are stuck on a plane that's about ready to crash. The Chinese man jumps out first.
Chinese M: God bless China!
And falls to the ground and breaks his leg. Next, the Japanese man jumps off.
Japanese M: God bless Japan! (Japan is awesome!)
He lands on top of the Chinese man. Finally the fat woman jumps off the plane.
Lady: God bless whoever I land on!
A scientist, the smartest guy in the world, the dumbest guy in the world, and a priest are on a plane about to crash. Only three parachutes are there, so one person has to stay behind.
Scientist: I'm a contributor to society, so I'm going.
Then he grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.
Smartest Guy: I'm also a contributor to society.
Then he jumped off too. then the dumest guy in the world an priest were arguing who stays and who goes.
Dumbest Guy: You go.
Priest: No, I already know god, so you go.
Dumbest Guy: No, wait, we can both go.
Priest: How?
Dumbest Guy: Smartest guy in the world left his parachute behind.
Lats day of school was awesome today! My friends signed my yearbook and so did some of my teachers and the principal. However, I lost my blue Sharpie pen 
Oh well. Keith's mom (8th grade art teacher and leader of yearbook club) even signed my yearbook too. She said that me and Keith could meet up sometime in the summer, but I feel it's less likely for that to happen. My friends Jocelyn and Allena (Zetsu/ETB and Tobi/Toby) may come over sometime though. I've planned out sasukes girl1's Eeveelution drawing... -_-' boy, that sounded cheesy, but I'll go with that drawing! I'm still sad I lost my fav Sharpie.
I also delivered some chocolates to some of my teachers. And they loved it, I even got a hug from one of them.
Adding to that my friend Toby has a crush on an 8th grader that was moving to the High school, but she couldn't build up the nerve to ask him to sign her yearbook. I finally told her I'd get his signature for her, so she gave me her yearbk and I went to get his signature. I went up to him and asked for his signature. He said sure and signed Allena's book. Then I thanked him and left. After that, I went back to our lunch table and showed her the signature. Then she said, "I love you" because she got the signature of her crush. Now she said she owes me. She even drew a heart around the dudes name and wouldn't let anyone sign in the heart or near the signature.
Tomorrow, I babysit my lil bro for $50 a week. And I'll be on theO more often.
I'd better get to work on MagicRinger's contest drawing and I'll start on the Eeveelution drawing too, but I'm adding a lil something to the pokemon too.
Also, here's the draft for the Akatsuki Clan Comic. I''l get on the actual drawing and work on the comic some more when I find the last member to be Kakuzu. (Keith/Co-Leader Itachi is wanting to see how it turns out)
Bye~
~Deidara
-What starts as art becomes an explosion-
-Art is a BANG un!-
