Friday (Rants on Yaori)

Me: Lately I've thought the only yaori that makes sense is Naruto and Sasuke. Idk why, but it kinda seems right. I can see Naruto with Hinata, but I can't imagine Sasuke with anyone including Sakura. I see Neji with TenTen, Sai with Ino, Shikamaru with Temari, Kurenai with Azuma It's been this way, Kakashi or Iruka with Anko more or less Kakashi, Hinata with Naruto, Naruto with Gaara, Naruto and Sasuke seems like Naruto's becoming a man-whore, Naruto with Neji
Naruto: Aw come on!
Konan and Pein
Naruto: Thank you
Itachi and Kisame
Itachi: Okay WTF?!
Naruto: LOL
And I think that's it... Oh wait. Naruto and Itachi!
Itachi and Naruto: We are going to kill you!
Me: What I only mentioned it. The only ones I see that fit you two are NaruHina, SasuNaru, and NaruGaara and ItaKisa.
Naruto: What?! Why is he thought of less than me?!
Me: Cuz you care about Sasuke and Gaara more. Hinata likes you, so... Yeah and Kisame is partners in the Akatsuki with Itachi, so do you get my point?
Naruto: No!
Me: Heck it could've been worse. I could've said you, Itachi, and Sasuke.
Itachi and Naruto: *Mouth wide open*
Me: What some people think that way! Except Keith he personally thinks NaruSasu and Itachi not gay at all.
Itachi: At least someone thinks that way!
Me: Now let’s stop torturing these two and move to pairings in Death Note.
Light: What is wrong with you?!
Me: *ignoring* so far the yaori pairings that are mentioned are L and Light, Mello and Near, Mello and Matt. But the only pairing that isn’t yaori is Light and Misa. Come on people! That’s messed up! Do you people just think yaori exists in this anime or what?!
Light: At least you're making sense now!
Me: Which brings me back to Naruto.
Naruto: Aw come on!
Me: People think Kakuzu and Hidan, Deidara and Sasori, Deidara and Tobi, Itachi and Sasuke. COME ON! ITASASU?! THAT'S JUST SICK! THEY ARE BROTHERS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! THAT'S CHILD MOLESTATION TIMES A BILLION! And Deidara hates Tobi! How could they be a couple?!
Deidara: Thank you!
Me: And Sasori hates Deidara! Why the heck do you guys think they are a good pairing?!
Sasori: Thank god someone says I'm not in love with that brat!
Me: And finally, Kakuzu and Hidan?! I know they are the zombie brothers, but I doubt they are even a yaori pairing. Heck, they pretty much fight with each other all the time. Okay, I know Kakuzu reattaches Hidan's head or any other body parts that get decapitated, but you guys are just getting the wrong idea!
Naruto: And yet you don't help me out with the NaruSasu, NaruGaara, or NaruIta crap?
Me: Back to Death Note. Here's the deal HOW CAN TWO ENEMIES BE CONSIDERED A PAIR PEOPLE?! LIGHT IS KIRA HOW CAN KIRA AND HIS MORTAL ENEMY BE A YAORI PAIR?! THE ANIME MADE IT LOOK MORE YAORI, BUT READ THE MANGA PEOPLE! WHEN L DIES HIS THOUGHTS ARE 'I knew it... Light is Kira"
L: Exactly
Me: BUT THOSE WEIRD GUYS THAT MESSED UP THE ANIME DIDN'T EVEN PUT THAT IN! THAT MADE ME UPSET! I actually shouted, "WTF?! YOU GUYS ARE MAKING THIS MORE YAORI THAN IT NEEDS TO BE! YOU CUT OUT L'S THOUGHTS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE LOVED LIGHT! WFT IS UP WITH THAT?! THAT'S MESSED UP!"
L and Light: It's true, she did say that.

Now that's off my chest, I got all As on my last report Card and Mom'll probably let me buy Deidara's Akatsuki Cosplay Outfit. I submitted Stixx's request and I added pages to Akatsuki School Special check it out: Tobi's Fieldtrip
Mom actually asked if I needed books for band next year because Keith's dad's music store was having a sale, but I said no... I don't know if she's just wanting to get me over there or what... May update later...

~Deidara
-What starts as art becomes an explosion-
-Art is a BANG un!- *Not gay for Sasori*

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