But before my update:
RULES:
1. Hold breath.
2. Hold down the period (.) button.
3. Unhold it when you have to breathe again.
4. GO!!!
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................ *gasps*
Wow... I beat last time... :D Yay!... Well I didn't really try last time... I could've gone longer I think
Anyway, the title is from what happened yesterday when I went to Cris's house. Since I had just taken a shower, my hair was down (I normally have it up around him because I always have). He decided to joke around with my hair and do this:
Cris: *takes some of my hair and puts it where his... "thing" is* Hey look! I'm the man with the longest pubs!
Me: *laughs and rolls onto his bed but then chokes* O_O
Cris: O_O What's wrong?
Me: ._.' I just... swallowed my gum... *continues coughing a little bit and then feels the spot where it is* O_O it's right there...
Cris: ... I can... see that...
Me: *coughs and tries to get it up* ... It's not coming up...
Cris: I'll go get you some water...
XD but yes, that's how retarded we can be sometimes... After that incident (and nearly chugging an entire bottle of water; even though I really could've) I realized and pointed out that the only time I've ever swallowed gum was at his house XD
Then he tried to teach me how to play Grand Theft Auto ._.' I have never played it before on my playstation (which I know a lot more about than his XBox) but he was trying to teach me how to play it on his 360 Controller.... Here's how it went:
Cris: Okay... you just gotta go up to that Taxi and press the Y button
Me: Um... okay... *does as told and manages to steal the car*
Cris: PRESS THE RIGHT TILT! THE RIGHT TILT! HURRY!
Me: *taxi driver steals the car back*
Cris: ... Okay, we'll try it with that other one
Me: *this time manages to steal the car but can't drive worth crap*
Cris: Okay you've got to tur-... you're now going down the hill into grass. STOP! TURN AROUND!
Me: I CAN'T! I DON'T KNOW HOW! AND I CAN'T SEE! I'M DRUNK!
Cris: PRESS THE LEFT TILT TO STOP!
Me: *does as told*
Cris: Okay... Now press it again to back up
Me: *does so and ends up ramming into a tree*
Cris: NOT THAT FAR!
Me: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!
Cris: Get back on the road... okay you're good... just drive
Me: *doesn't want to ram any cars so tries to tilt the stick to turn the car a tiny bit and causes the car to literally slide off the road and down a hill into some trees*
Cris: WHY'D YOU DO THAT?! IT WAS A STRAIGHT ROAD! YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TURN!
Me: I DON'T KNOW!
And it went on further XD I ended up calling the cops on myself because I ran over a group of hobos and rammed into a wall, but escaped the cops.... and ran into another wall. Then jumped off a building and committed suicide cause I had no idea what the hell I was doing ._.'
After all of that, we watched Invader Zim and because of Gir, whenever I feel like I need to throw up, I'm going to say: "YAY! I'M GOING TO BE SICK!" XD
