Hetalia Meme

The Axis

North Italy

[X] You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[X] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky
[X] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[X] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[X] You're a good artist
[X] You can be clumsy at times
[X] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation

(7/10)

Germany

[X] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods.
[X] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[X] You work very hard
[X] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[X] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[ ] You've had issues with money once or twice.

(5/10)

Japan

[X] You're very mature.
[X] You think everything over before saying it.
[X] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[X] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[X] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[X] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[X] You're good at practical tasks
[X] You need time to adjust to new people

(9/10)

The Allies

The United States of America

[X] You love hamburgers
[ ] You think you're awesome
[ ] You love to invent things
[X] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[X] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[X] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[X] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[ ] You wear glasses

(5/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland

[ ] You like tea
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[X] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[X] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[X] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery

(3/10)

France

[X] You're very affectionate
[X] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[X] You love red roses
[X] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[ ] You're very proud of yourself
[X] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet

(5/10)

Russia

[X] You had a very sad childhood
[X] You're very tall
[X] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[X] You wear a scarf all the time (when I have the ability to X3)
[X] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[X] You can seem intimidating to other people
[X] You're very strong
[X] You have a big nose
[X] You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(9/10)

China

[X] You're very mature
[X] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[X] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[X] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[X] You work hard
[X] You're good at drawing
[X] You like sweets

(7/10)

Austria

[X] You are very well-raised
[X] You're polite
[X] You love classical music
[X] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[X] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[X] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[X] You've composed music before
[ ] You tend to call people 'morons'
[ ] You wear glasses

(7/10)

Canada

[X] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You look younger than you actually are
[ ] You love hockey
[X] You love polar bears
[ ] You hate fighting
[X] You have one strand of curly hair
[X] You often get mistaken for someone else.
[X] You feel under-appreciated
[X] You're bilingual
[ ] You always carry a bear with you

(6/10)

Cuba

[ ] You smoke
[X] You're very physically strong
[X] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[X] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[X] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather.
[X] You can be very friendly from time to time
[X] You look very tough on the outside.
[X] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edge ways

(7/10)

Hungary

[X] You have a potty-mouth
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[X] You used to be a very tough kid
[X] You're very reliable
[X] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[X] You're very faithful
[X] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[ ] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[ ] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(6/10)

Lithuania

[X] You're very loyal
[X] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[X] You're very serious
[X] You have a lot of patience
[X] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[X] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[X] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[X] People tend to walk all over you
[X] You're a born worrier

(9/10)

Poland

[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You're quite hyperactive
[ ] You can be quite goofy
[X] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[X] You're very wary of strangers
[X] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[X] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[X] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[ ] You get up to lots of crazy antics

(5/10)

Prussia

[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[X] You're very loyal
[X] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[X] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[X] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[X] You want to become strong

(5/10)

I am Japan, Russia, and Lithuania :3 lol

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