Rules: Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following ten questions. Post the first definition it gives you.
1. What is your name?
Caitlin
The Gaelic spelling for a shortened form of Catherine or Kathleen.
The only correct way to spell this name. It does not include: Caitlyn, Catelyn, Catelin, Kaitlin, Kaitlyn, Caitlynn, Caitlan, etc.
Caitlin has cool parents who can spell.
2. How old are you?
15
One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.
Bob: I am 15... what a crappy age. Only a few months until I turn 16, I can't wait.
3. What is one of your friends’ names?
Cris
Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Eloquent, intense, subtle nose with aromas of almond on an underlying theme of fresh white flowers.
P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"
4. What should you be doing?
Eating
eat ( P ) Pronunciation Key (t)
v. ate, (t) eat·en, (tn) eat·ing, eats
v. tr.
1. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption
2. Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on
3. Informal. To bother or annoy
4. To destroy, ravage, or use up by or as if by ingesting
5. What is your favourite colour?
Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.
2. A black person stole my car.
6. Where were you born?
Shelbyville
a location that is inferior to, or at least less significant than, a nearby place (from "The Simpsons")
"I'm moving to Elm Street." "Dude, that's Shelbyville."
Though here's the true definition of where I was born apparently...:
a hicktown, in Shelby County Indiana. Also known as Shelbytucky.
"Man, your mom's aunt is also her cousin? That's messed up. Where are you from again??"
"Shelbyville."
"Shelbytucky, right. Hick."
7. What month were you born in?
April
the month were the sexiest bitches are born
april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol
8. What day were you born on?
Wednesday
Wednesday, (wenz day), noun.
(Anglo Saxon -- Wodnesdaeg meaning of Woden's day or Odin's day.)
1. The fourth day of the week.
2. From the Christian Calendar derived from the Gregorian Calendar.
Wednesday is a very good day to go to work, and maybe go to the park after work.
Ain't nothing like a job / job job.
Wednesday is hump day.
Though I'm accustomed to...:
the day of the week when EVERYTHING happens.
only on wednesday...
9. Who was the last person you talked to?
Amber
An extremely attractive girl whos flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She's typically a brunette but occasionally acts blonde. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side.
"dude, i want to hang out with that girl, shes such an Amber"
10. What is one of your nicknames?
Kei
the coolest chick in the world, it's pronounced like 'Kay' but cooler in that it's a funky way of spelling it
"Kei your so fucking awesome i want to have wild and hot sex with you"
.3. ... Made none of those up... you can look yourself... technically April, I used the second one because the first one had to do with the name... I wanted the month
