I'm bored so I got together with some of my OCs and we started to debate before Christmas

Me: ... Got any threes?
Kyuubi: When did we start playing go-fish?
Me: Whoops... What were we doing?
Kyuubi: ... Nothing. It's almost Christmas, I'm bored half to death and-
Me: Still mad about the fangirls and fanboys attacking?
Kyuubi: ... *sarcastic* No! I wanted to get almost raped just before Christmas!
Sosha: *walks into room and slams door behind him* I hate my life *sits down*
Me: What happened?
Sosha: I keep getting mistaked as a girl... One guy asked me out!
Kyuubi: That's gotta suck
Me: If it makes you feel better, a gay fanboy glomped Kyuubi today
Kyuubi: ... Is nothing personal?
Me: No
Sosha: ... So Kyuubi's got a boyfriend? What happened to that bitch, Suki?
Kyuubi: She's not a bitch and I don't have a boyfriend cat-boy!
Sosha: In technical terms she's a bitch
Kyuubi: Don't pull that crap out on me
Deiara: They going at it again?
Me: Yup...
Deiara: It gets as annoying as Kyuubi fighting that womanizer, Shukaku
Me: Don't call Shukaku a womanizer, Deiara
Deiara: I can't believe you still like his character after what he did!
Me: I can't believe you still remember that
Deiara: Of course I remember that! After what happened, my foxes became on full alert and won't let anyone near me unless they are a girl!
Me: ... Oh... *ignored what Deiara just said*
Deiara: You aren't even listening!
Me: *looking at fanart* Nope...
Kyuubi: No wonder you're still single!
Sosha: At least I'm not bi like you!
Kyuubi: I'm not bi you asshole!
Me: *hits Sosha and Deiara with a frying pan* Shut up!
Deiara & Sosha: Why'd you just hit me?!
Me: Kyuubi's had a tough day, okay
Kyuubi: Thank you!
Deiara: *groan* I'm outta here *walks to her room and closes door*
Sosha: *glares* I'll be at my family's graveyard *walks out and slams door*
Me: ... It's still your fault, Kyuubi
Kyuubi: I didn't do anything!
Celena: *jumps in the window* Sounded like you were the cause, Cate
Me: How?
Tai: You want Ai to get the list?
Xait: T_T I don't see the big deal, this happens every day
Me: Get out of here!
Xait: T_T Make me
Kyuubi: I'll make him
Ai: Don't start fighting!
Xait: Shut up, blob!
Celena: Stop calling Ai that, asshole!
Xait: What'd you call me, bitch?!
Celena: You just call yourself a bitch?
Ai: Please don't defend me, I can handle this
Celena: Nonsense, he deseves getting some sense knocked into him
Xait: *grabs his sword* Oh, it's on!
Celena: *transforms to werewolf form* Bring it!
Me: Knock it off! This is really getting stupid!
Everyone: ... fine
Me: Thanks.

And apparentally my OCs have issues when brought together

Kyuubi: What'd you say?!
Me: You have issues
Kyuubi: I hate you...
Me: Yeah, I know, later guys and Merry Christmas