Me: All right. Valentine's Day is next saturday and as always, I will be alone, but who cares! No one that's who *goes in emo corner*
Kyuubi: Come on! Valentine's Day isn't bad.
Me: Valentine's Day is just a day for people to spend money on pointless crap to win a mate over and possibly strengthen the economy
Xait: *looks over at corner* She has a point you know.
Deiara: I like Valentine's Day.
Celena: Is it because you get an arrow out and shoot people with it?
Deiara: No........ Okay, yes, but other than that *puts bow and arrow away*
Me: Deiara, you're happy because you have someone to spend it with, not that I really give a crap, but I can't believe people fall for the Valentine's mumbo jumbo crap
Taro: What's wrong with you? You're acting like Xait.
Xait: T_T Hey
Taro: I'm only telling the truth.
Celena: Come on, there has to be a way to make you feel better
Me: *stays in emo corner and doesn't move*
Kyuubi: -_-' All right... since she won't get out of the corne, how about we each go around and tell how we'll spend our Valentine's Day... Starting with the Naruto characters
Xait: T_T I don't think that's really fair.
Celena: We'll get our turn, just wait
Taro: What the werewolf said, chill out, man-slave
Xait: I'M NOT A F-ING MAN-SLAVE YOU ASS!
Taro: ._. I thought you and Akane were paired up
Xait: *punches Taro* I'M NOT HER MAN-SLAVE OR ANYONES!
Taro: What about that one time with Tanex ._.
Xait: I just got him beer T_T you're the one who wanted to rape Shukaku
Taro <3 So true
Xait: *sighs* T_T Jess, I don't get what you see in this guy *points to Taro* he p*$$es me off
Kyuubi: Both of you shut up and let's get on with this.
Naruto
Kyuubi: So, what is everyone doing for Valentine's Day?
Deiara: *shrugs* What I normally do. Stay in my room and play video games until someone I know comes over.
Kyuubi: You are pretty boring.
Deiara: T_T I have only Jess, Naara, Keikeyo, Catty, and somewhat Shukaku as friends, so I don't get much company when I'm alone. What about you, smart ass?
Kyuubi: ... I really don't know
Deiara: And you criticize me.
Kyuubi: I don't know what to do, especially since-
Taro: He had sex with his girlfriend and got her pregnant
Kyuubi: T_T *round-house kicks Taro in his ribs*
Taro: Ow!
Kyuubi: Sosha, what about you?
Sosha: *in other emo corner and sulking*
Kyuubi: ... oh... Okay, that leaves you Taro, what are you going to do?
Taro: *sighs* I'm not really loved so I'll just be camping out and sulking in the woods.
Kyuubi: I'd figure you'd go rape someone
Taro: Nah, I got my excitement for the week since Jess raped me
Deiara: o_O What the crap? She raped you?! Is that even possible?!
Taro: *nods* Yeah, of course it is... wasn't that bad actually...
Kyuubi: *eye twitches* I think I have bad images in my head after that.
Deiara: Says the guy who got his girlfriend pregnant T_T
Kyuubi: Speaking of which, Deiara, you're lucky you didn't get pregnant after Shukaku raped you
Deiara: DON'T REMIND ME!
Original Anime/Manga
Kyuubi: So Celena, what are you doing on Valentine's Day?
Celena: I don't really know. I haven't come across anyone that likes me that way, so... yeah.
Deiara: T_T She can't be that dense, can she?
Taro: No, Celena kinda makes me think she's the type to want admission of someone liking her before she jumps to conclusions. You know... kinda like how Vexe liked Xait but didn't want to say anything?
Xait: *goes into another corner because Vexe was his friend*
Taro: ._.' uh... whoops...
Tokyo Mew Mew
Kyuubi: All right, Aishi, KK, how are your Valentine's Days' going to be?
Aishi: Um... well... I'm going to spend it with my nee-san... if she wants me around...
Kyuubi: How about you KK?
Kinkan: *sighs* Visit my family's graves T_T
Kyuubi: o_O Oh... yeah, I forgot...
Kinkan: Yeah, next time, don't mention it T_T *mutters* Inconsiderate a-hole...
Peppa: Aren't you going to ask us?!
Shio: ...
Kashuu: And what about me?
Kyuubi: Peppa, Shio, do you really care about Valentine's Day?
Peppa: *puts hands behind head* Not really
Shio: I don't even care...
Kyuubi: Now you see why I didn't ask. But Kashuu, what about you?
Kashuu: ... I don't know
Kyuubi: *slaps forehead* Then why'd you ask why I didn't ask you?!
Kashuu: I wanna be involved too you know...
Kingdom Hearts
Taro: *pulls Xait out of corner*
Kyuubi: Okay, Tai, Xait, Ai, Maxx, you heard what I was going to ask, so what about you guys?
Tai: *sighs* Still trying to get Xait to get back so I can be whole again
Xait: Not happening! My existance will disappear and I'm not giving that up.
Kyuubi: All right... what about you, Xait?
Xait: T_T Trying to avoid Akane's torture on me. *mutters* Why the hell she does that I'll never know.
Kyuubi: I see... I think she likes you
Xait: O_O WHAT?! T_T Don't even try to joke, she hates my guts!
Kyuubi: If that's what you think.
Xait: It's what I know.
Kyuubi: So, Ai? How about you?
Ai: Staying where I normally am...
Kyuubi: In the woods and alone?
Ai: *sighs* Yeah...
Kyuubi: Maxx?
Maxx: I'm pretty much going to be working in Organization Zero with the others still... We don't get time off, so... we have to deal with it.
Sonic
Kyuubi: Axel?
Axel: ? What?
Kyuubi: You been listening?
Axel: No. Not really.
Kyuubi: *groans* Valentine's Day, what are you doing?
Axel: The usual.
Kyuubi: Which is...?
Axel: Sparring with Knuckles and Sonic.
Kyuubi: Knuckles is your rival, right?
Axel: *shrugs* As far as I know.
Xait: -_- This is boring...
Taro: It is... Hey! P*$$y fox! Hurry it up with the dog!
Fullmetal Alchemist
Kyuubi: I know that you are pretty much Homonculi, but what about your Valentine's Days'?
Calumny: I'm still trying to find out about my past... but I'm still looking for the stone and improving my abilities.
Kyuubi: Your ability is...?
Calumny: Controlling electricity *shocks Kyuubi*
Kyuubi: OW! You bitch!
Calumny: *shrugs* You asked for it. Don't blame me.
Kyuubi: *growls*
Taro: How about you Aspersion? ^^ Doing anything exciting?
Aspersion: Killing Edward Elric
Taro: O_O'
Kyuubi: O_O Geez! What'd he do?!
Aspersion: T_T He was the cause of my sister, Nina's death. I hate him.
Xait: Ed didn't turn your sister into a chimera though and didn't blow her brains out.
Aspersion: Scar only does what he thinks is right. If he kills Ed, it's fine. I hate him for causing her death. I hate my father for turning her into that thing. But if Edward Elric was not there in the first place, my father would have never wanted to kill her!
Calumny: Aspersion is the type of guy that won't let go...
Aspersion: I will have my vendetta!
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Kyuubi: So that's all for the Valentine's Day discussion
Taro: *pokes me with a stick* She still hasn't moved an inch...