Everything is slow today... >_>
Oc Meme
If you do Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people. (Like friends, family, celebreties. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't choose yourself.
1: Kaleen (Living Puppet)
2: Keiji (Mouse Biju)
3: Deiara (Former Akatsuki Member)
4: Faye (Froslass Gijinka)
5: Xait (Nobody)
6: Tetsu (Jinchuriki)
7: Hiruda (Silent Insect Collector)
8: Haru (Smart Ass)
9: Taro (Hyperactive Bipolar Blood Spider)
10: Hybrid (Half Bat Half Human)
1) 4(Faye) invites 3(Deiara) and 8(Haru) to dinner at their house. What happens?
Deiara and Haru would be completely confused at what they were eating.
Deiara: So... is this bread?
Haru: Ugh! It's too sweet to be bread and it's hard!
Faye: It's just poffins...
2) 9(Taro) tries to get 5(Xait) to go to a strip club.
Xait wouldn't objectify, but he doesn't really do anything either.
Xait: ... Can we leave?
Taro: You need to put yourself out more or girls won't like you
Xait: Girls do like me, but they don't like me by being a perverted pedo like you...
3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1(Kaleen) or 6(Tetsu)?
I'd have to choose Tetsu's house... Because:
Me: ... It's really quiet and dreary in here isn't it?
Kaleen: I'm too afraid to do anything else...
Me: I don't see why you'd be afraid
Kaleen: *completely ignored what I just said* Oh, and you'll have to sleep under my bed... If Alissa finds you, she will be VERY upset... and unmentionable things would happen to you...
Me: O_O
4) 2(Keiji) and 7(Hiruda) are making out. 10(Hybrid) walks in...Their reaction?
Hybrid would think that Hiruda had gotten him something to eat... I also don't see how that could happen considering Keiji is a mouse...
Hybrid: *walks in*
Hiruda: *holding Keiji and playing with him for his daily excersize* ...
Hybrid: ... You going to eat that?
Hiruda: *shakes head and hands Keiji to Hybrid*
Keiji: O_O
5) 3(Deiara) falls in love with 6(Tetsu). 8(Haru) is jealous. What happens?
... That's pedophilia right there... And also a mix of yaori what the crap?
Deiara: ._. *just sitting in a chair while watching Spits and Naara continuing to fight over her*
Tetsu: ^^ *eating popcorn watching his friend Rena trying to kill Haru*
6) 4(Faye) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10(Hybrid), 2(Keiji) or 7(Hiruda)?
Hiruda more than likely... but Faye apologizes to me later.
Faye: I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to do that! I thought you were a bounty hunter! Are you okay?!
Hiruda: *puts a caterpillar on me to check for any injuries*
7) 1(Kaleen) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
It wouldn't really get far... currently Kaleen doesn't have any feet.
Kaleen: Can somebody help me up?
8) 5(Xait) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9(Taro) do?
Taro would either heal him or call Xait's "friends"(which are girls) and tell them what happened.
Taro: Um... Is this Akane? Oh, this is Deidrex... but Akane is over?... This is Taro... Yeah, Jess's boyfriend... No... it's not about Jess... Well... Xait's been in a bit of an accident... No it wasn't them... It was a car... You two will be right over?... All right! Good ^^ *hangs up*
Xait: Why couldn't you just heal me?
Taro: Because this way your girlfriends get to see you ^^
Xait: -_-
9) 3(Deiara) has to marry either 8(Haru), 4(Faye) or 9(Taro). Who do they chose?
None of them... Spits and Naara would come over and try to get her to marry one of them, Haru would just walk away because he doesn't understand this crap, Faye's boyfriend would be holding onto Faye and taking her back to their home, and Jess would drag Taro away to spoil him again...
Deiara: *sigh* -_- If only these two got what the fox code was... (Basically fox law is that whoever ties a ribbon with a bell to a fox is engaged to the fox "Kitsune wedding")
Naara: Damn it you spider freak! She's mine!
Spits: She's mine you perverted idiot!
10) 7(Hiruda) kidnaps 2(Keiji) and demands something from 5(Xait) for 2's(Keiji's) release. What is it?
Hiruda would ask for a bug from Wonderland more than likely...
Hiruda: ...? *holds her hand out*
Xait: Here *puts a caterpillar into her hands*
Hiruda: ... *puts the caterpillar in her case and hands over Keiji*
11) You get to meet either 1(Kaleen) or 6(Tetsu). Who do you chose?
... Probably Tetsu... Kaleen can't meet humans.
Kaleen: You'd better get out of here or Alissa will be angry
Me: What can she do?
Kaleen: A lot actually...
12) 10(Hybrid) challenges 4(Faye) to a chariot race. Why?
Heck, I wouldn't even know.
Hybrid: -_-' Why am I here?
Faye: Where did Maggie leave to?
13) Everyone gangs up on 3(Deiara). Does 3(Deiara) have a chance in hell?
More than you'd think...
Deiara: Yoko...
*a five tailed white fox is summoned*
Yoko: Yes?
Deiara: Kill them...
14) Everyone is invited to 2(Keiji) and 10's(Hybrid's) wedding except for 8(Haru). How do they react?
Haru would wonder why they're getting married in the first place.
Haru: Why exactly are you marrying a mouse demon that doesn't have a human form?
Hybrid: -_-' Someone's holding my Kitten hostage and if I don't do this, she'll die
Haru: ... Kinda stupid though, don't you think?
Hybrid: I know it is -_-'
15) Why is 6(Tetsu) afraid of 7(Hiruda)?
Hiruda may be quiet but she could kick his ass... well, literally, but you get the point.
Hiruda: ... *kicks Tetsu in the butt*
Tetsu: OW! What was that for?!
Hiruda: ... *shrugs*
16) 10(Hybrid) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
... Well it's a horror story actually.
Hybrid: This story is called the legend of Bunnyman's Bridge ^^
Everyone: Oh... that doesn't sound so bad...
*a few hours later*
Hybrid: And that's why you can never go to that bridge on Halloween night at 12:00 ^^
Everyone: O_O Holy s***!
17) 1(Kaleen) arrives late for 2(Keiji) and 10's(Hybrid's) wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
It's kinda obvious...
Kaleen: Can you help me up?
Hybrid: *pulls her up but she can't stand because she has no feet(she has legs though) and falls back down again*
Kaleen: ... Nevermind, I'll crawl again
18) 5(Xait) and 9(Taro) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Taro would've destroyed my house... and Xait wouldn't know what the hell was going on.
Me: You destroyed my house?!
Taro: But Jessy *hic* gave us sake...
Xait: *out of it* Why the hell *hic* do I look like Marluxia?
19) 3(Deiara), 8(Haru), 6(Tetsu) and 4(Faye) all go to the zoo for 8's(Haru's) birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8(Haru)?
Everyone leaves in the middle of the party and Haru gets squat.
Haru: ... Well this is the worst party ever...
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
... They wouldn't be protesting... they'd be trying to burn my house down... and I probably couldn't do much because they'd kill me either way I look at it... except Faye and Taro... and Tetsu... they'd help me at least.
21) 9(Taro) murders 2's(Keiji's) best friend. What does 2(Keiji) do to get back at them?
Keiji has a best friend?
Keiji: I had a friend and I didn't even know it?!
Taro: ^^ They tasted good though
22) 6(Tetsu) and 1(Kaleen) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6(Tetsu) save themself or 1(Kaleen)?
Knowing Tetsu... he'd save Kaleen even though he knew he'd die.
Me: A lot of people are going to really be mad...
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
... Probably Xait... Two girls (that are technically his friends) like him but he doesn't even know how to react -_-' and he's also emotionless most of the time from what everyone sees...
24) 5(Xait) is trapped in a cave. 10(Hybrid) comes to rescue them. What happens?
Not really anything...
Xait: ... Why did you come into my room?
Hybrid: Oogie still doesn't trust you after the "thing" with Akane happened so I have to watch you
Xait: *sighs* For the final time, she was the one that started it... and I'm a guy, what could I do?
25) 3(Deiara) starts a day camp. What happens?
She'd give up half way through...
Deiara: Screw it... I wonder what Jess is up to. I haven't seen her in a while
26) 4(Faye), 6(Tetsu), and 7(Hiruda) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8(Haru) walks in. What happens?
It gets akward...
Haru: What the hell are you doing?
Tetsu: Having fun...
Haru: I'd expect it from your simple mind... but YOU Hiruda?!
Hiruda: ...
27) 1(Kaleen) starts to write a fan-fiction where 9(Taro) and 10(Hybrid) are going out. What is 2's(Keiji's) reaction?
Keiji wouldn't get the storyline.
Keiji: What are you writing?!
Kaleen: A gay romance that breaks up and they find women and they realize they are actually straight
Keiji: It doesn't make sense though!
28) 7(Hiruda) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
I don't think so...
Hiruda: *hands me an apple pie that's purple with something crawling in it and has a foul smell*
Me: ... No thanks...
29) 8(Haru) and 3(Deiara) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Deiara and her foxes would get some...
Deiara: Do you want fish or bear?
Haru: ... Either is fine...
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
This:
Deiara: ...
Haru: ...
Deiara: Tetsu, Hiruda, if you wanted to come on the mission with the both of us, you should've asked...
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
It depends... I guess
