"I like candy because it is awesome, and it is good. You should like candy too because it is amazing and delicious. Ctrl + F is like, amazing. You can do stuff with it and stuff. Like, find stuff in a document and stuff because, you know, it’s awesome and stuff. And you’re too lazy to read other stuff. But yeah. Totally. Touch stuff with things, people, because the magic is magical. I’m anti Mexican food, but not anti Mexican. I’m anti white people, because it’s cool. You should be cool too because being cool is cool. I like to eat pie because the cake is a lie. The pie is a lie, too. Pastries are lies. But not dairy products, dairy products are truths. Bored person is bored.
"I LIKE CANDY, BUBBLE GUM AND TAFFY,
YOU SHOULD EAT STUFF BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
PASTRIES ARE LIES, BUT NOT ICE CREAM!
THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO EAT IT, EAT CANDY."
...OH GOD I JUST DROOLED WHEN I WAS LAUGHING AT THAT PERSON AND HE WAS STARING STRAIGHT AT ME. GROOOSSSS. *blushes and hides* I feel like I have a mental handicap. <:0
Oh. Btw. Rank = 95. *brags*
