so i is ranting (i enjoy gramatical errors for humorous purpose :D)

and um
so
my parents are going away tommorrow
andmy mother says
i have to take care of the dogs
which is strange b.c. my brothers home almost 24/7 so why wouldnt they ask him to do it (granted a futile thing to do but at least somewhat respectfull to my busy schedule.) and she says
well actually only friday
and so im like
oh good so i dont have to worry about that any day but friday
cool
and shes like
and maybe the weekends.
and i was like
wait
what if i wanna sleep over a friends house?
and she was like
no sleeping over
and i asked why?
and she said
because of the car
o.0 the car? whats gonna happen with the car? am i gonna eat it if i sleep over at a friends? why cant i sleep over?
and my mom says to my dad
can there be sleepovers
and he says
i think you just said no
and i asked why not
and she responded with the same answer...she's very "tired" right now and when shes "tired" she doesnt make any sence so this is getting quite frustraiting
and i really want a solid answer. so i continue to ask
my dad starts yelling about me raising my voice (which i wasnt) and being dissrespectfull (which my mom WAS being and i wasnt)
and so she finally explains that my neghbors will be watching for my car (wow, great trust their mom and dad) so i ask...well...what if i tell the neighbors im sleeping over a friends house?
and she says yes
and my dad says something about consistency
and i say thats what im saying...
and than he says
no sleeping over on school nights
which is a null point considering
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE FRIGGIN WEEKEND
and i point this out
and he gets mad
i try to explain myself
he gets madder
and now im writing out of pure and complete frustration.