I've been saving amusing snippets from chat every now and then for the past few years and figured I'd put them in a post instead of just letting them sit in a text file on my hard drive. I'll update this with new ones as I go.
Now in reverse chronological order for easier display of the latest quotes.
Enjoy.
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While watching Tangled with Gome and Ace:
"Haven't any of you ever had a dream?"
"I had a dream once."
Desbreko: But then I took an arrow to the knee.
Ace: Dammit.
Sangome facepalms
Ace: The fact that I actually chuckled at that is what frustrates me most.
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- saved on Mon Feb 06 2012 19:20:09 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) -
Desbreko: Whoo, finally tracked down the reason for some of my AviSynth scripts for Higurashi Rei encoding at 0.02 fps.
Desbreko: Apparently the sangnom() function really does not like to be called too many times in the same script.
Shinmaru: it's tsundere
Allamorph: Des: That's because it's the sangom(e) function.
Desbreko: Oh snap
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- saved on Sun Dec 18 2011 00:05:31 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) -
Blank has been talking to Trip for a while 8D;
Miss Anonymous: you and Trip have been hanging out all day, huh?
Desbreko: hawt
Miss Anonymous: pffft
Sangome: Des holy crap
Sangome: do we need to get an air conditioner
Desbreko: No, it's nearly winter.
Sangome: THEN STOP SAYING HAWT
Desbreko: I MUST SPEAK THE TRUTH
Sangome: WE CAN NOT KNOW THE TRUTH
[later]
Ace: I think I need some spicy nacho doritos.
Ace goes to fetch some.
willotaku3253: back and hi
willotaku3253 came back.
SunfallE: hallo
Miss Anonymous: okay, I can't stay awake
Miss Anonymous: I'm gonna head to bed
SunfallE: night missay
Desbreko: Awww, okay.
Miss Anonymous: g'night y'all
Desbreko: Good night
Sangome: night
Ace has doritos.
Miss Anonymous left the room. (Logged out)
Desbreko: Ace: Are they...
Desbreko puts on sunglasses
Desbreko: ...hawt?
Sangome: .......................
SunfallE: des, lol
Sangome EXPLODES
Shinmaru: lol
Ace: The answer is, of course,
Ace: YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Sangome: .______________________.
Sangome: You people suck
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- saved on Thu Dec 15 2011 23:42:27 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) -
Sangome: I'm gonna have nightmares about this
Sangome: I'm going to see butts everywhere in my sleep
Sangome: and then wake up in a cold sweat
Shinmaru: Whose butts?
Sangome: Whose Butts Are They Anyway?
Miss Anonymous: haha
Shinmaru: Richard Simmons
Desbreko: not hawt
Miss Anonymous: lol
Miss Anonymous: Des does not approve
Shinmaru: But he's so sparkly
Shinmaru: I thought you liked that
Desbreko: Not that part.
Desbreko: I mean, the sparkles make it better, but it's still a butt.
CaNz: The sparkles are tainted.
Wakashi: Shinmaru: yeah, it's not magical-girly enough, lol
Wakashi: jkjk
Shinmaru: Desbreko: That quote deserves to be commemorated somewhere
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- saved on Wed Nov 09 2011 00:49:19 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) -
Desbreko watches Lucky Star while eating chocolate chip cookie dough
Katana: Wow Des
Katana: Way to sound like a girl who got dumped
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- saved on Sun Jul 17 2011 03:13:48 GMT-0700 (Pacific Daylight Time) -
Kei: Unless it's Des, men don't show affection. And Des only does it in the form of headpats and ham.
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- saved on Tue Mar 01 2011 23:09:11 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) -
MiloTheDemon joined the room.
Desbreko: That was, like, the motherload of pantsu.
sakurasista joined the room.
MiloTheDemon: ...
sakurasista: ._.
MiloTheDemon left the room. (Logged out)
Desbreko: And that was epic timing.
Shinmaru: Haha
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- saved on Wed Feb 02 2011 17:34:26 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) -
theOtaku.com Community Chat 5.0, Build #672
There are 30 people in 9 rooms.
You entered Otaku Lobby. Room topic is: General discussion headquarters.
Adam: rockome
Desbreko: Hey peoples.
Adam: anyone who i hit with one of my magic arrows
Adam: falls in love with the next person who enters chat
Desbreko: :O
Miracle Star19: HAI DES
Ice Queen joined the room.
Miracle Star19: HAI DEENA
Ice Queen left the room. (Going to @.@;)
Adam: DESBREKO!
Jobro fan27 joined the room.
Jobro fan27 left the room. (Going to @.@;)
Adam shoots desbreko with an arrow
Adam waits patiently
Miracle Star19: adam >.>
willotaku6678: owo
Miracle Star19 pies Adam
Miracle Star19: That for shooting arrow >:o
Adam: who will desbreko fall in love with...
SunfallE: heya des
Desbreko3966 joined the room.
Miracle Star19: XD
Adam: ...
Desbreko3966: mai hanii~
Adam: damn you desbreko
SunfallE: XD
willotaku6678: hi
Miracle Star19: lol Des
Desbreko: <3
SunfallE: nice des
Miracle Star19: XDD
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- saved on Sat Oct 09 2010 03:53:58 GMT-0700 (Pacific Daylight Time) -
SunfallE: I'd hate for this sicko to get real personal information about anyone here.
Desbreko: You should get SomeGuy to make another account and troll them.
SunfallE: well I hope my post will warn people off from them
SunfallE: XD
Ice Queen: lol
Ice Queen: des xD
SunfallE: Des, You're so lovable.
SunfallE: <3
Desbreko: He'd be perfect for it.
SunfallE: He totally would.
SunfallE: ANYWAY
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- saved on Wed Sep 22 2010 23:56:02 GMT-0700 (Pacific Daylight Time) -
Kei: Des: ...
Kei: You come across the weirdest shit. I mean, seriously.
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- saved on Sun Sep 12 2010 02:59:03 GMT-0700 (Pacific Daylight Time) -
SunfallE: that thread on the book burning stunt
Desbreko: I kind of want someone to start flaming in there so I can make a joke about them wanting to burn the thread.
SunfallE: hahahaha
SunfallE: XD
SunfallE: you're so awful des and it's beautiful
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- saved on Fri Aug 20 2010 03:33:09 GMT-0700 (Pacific Daylight Time) -
Miss Anonymous came back.
Desbreko: http://a.imageshack.us/img708/1740/yoshimipillowinface.jpg
Miss Anonymous: Don't tempt me with pillows right now, Des
Miss Anonymous: I may just fall asleep
Desbreko: Just think of me watching you sleep whenever you start getting tired.
SunfallE: ewwwww des the stalker
Miss Anonymous: o_o
Miss Anonymous: the funny thing is, you're shorter than me
Miss Anonymous: so imagining that is actually kind of funny
Miss Anonymous: like I said, that's the funny thing
Miss Anonymous: have I said funny enough yet?
SunfallE: XD
Desbreko: What does height have to do with it? o_O
SunfallE: your not intimidating is what she's saying, I think
Miss Anonymous: well, either way, it'd be creepy no matter what your height
Miss Anonymous: since it's late at night and stuff
Miss Anonymous: .... crap
Desbreko: Why do I not have any screens of Coupe? =/
Miss Anonymous: why did I have to imagine that
Miss Anonymous just imagined hearing Des in her room at night going, "Nyaaaaa~ >|3"
Desbreko: haha
SunfallE: XD
Desbreko saves log
Miss Anonymous: crap
SunfallE: des will never forget that one ^^
Miss Anonymous: ._.
SunfallE: want the key to that punishment room?
SunfallE is talking to missy
Miss Anonymous: XD
Miss Anonymous: maybe later
SunfallE: :p
Desbreko: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03vTsHJg06g
Miss Anonymous: oh good lord
Desbreko: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id_ASBq_QCs
Desbreko: OMG IT'S GOT FUTAGO HIME
Miss Anonymous: >:(
Miss Anonymous listens to Read My Mind instead
Miss Anonymous: It's kinda cool, my mom overheard part of this song the other day
Miss Anonymous: and she thought it was good lol
Miss Anonymous: usually our musical interests don't overlap :x
Desbreko: Nice
Desbreko: Can nyaa read my mind~
SunfallE: :p
Miss Anonymous: .....
Miss Anonymous: Beth, the key if you please.
SunfallE gives it to missy
Desbreko hides
Miss Anonymous: >:(
Miss Anonymous boots the nyaa boy into the Punishment Room
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- saved on Wed Apr 28 2010 19:39:16 GMT-0700 (Pacific Daylight Time) -
Adam: actually everyone in the chat now likes me, lol
Adam: well, Desbreko is the wild card
Adam: no one can tell what he's thinking
Adam: they just have to interpret his strange images
Adam: and make guesses
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- saved on Mon Apr 19 2010 00:19:50 GMT-0700 (Pacific Daylight Time) -
Allamorph is so stiff
Desbreko: http://img268.imageshack.us/i/kiyonoblushing.jpg/
Kei: You have no idea how appropriate that is.
Allamorph is laughing very hard
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- saved on Wed Feb 10 2010 00:57:40 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) -
Miss Anonymous: http://shinolia.deviantart.com/art/Light-Bulb-153559687
Japan86: Miss Anonymous: oh so your sister likes three-ways eh?
SomeGuy: Wait what?
Miss Anonymous: ... wait wut
Allamorph: oh my gosh
Allamorph: that was awesome
Miss Anonymous: o3o
Allamorph: And on that wicked note, time to go to bed.
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- saved on Mon Jan 04 2010 20:29:05 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) -
Adam joined the room.
SunfallE: lol
Adam: attention otakus
jomz: oh snap, Adam!
Kei: No, I can very well handle one of those incidents.
Allamorph: Adam, you just missed your destined betrothed.
daisuke11 left the room. (Logged out)
Ace: But dammit, that there's overreacting.
Adam: i desire sweet buttery caramel
Adam: huh
Adam: who?
Kei: I need to send a PM about that, too.
Allamorph: Laura.
Kei: OH, ADAM.
Adam: Japan86?
Kei: I need to talk to you about something.
Allamorph: Facebook says you two are number one dating pairs.
Adam: shore
Ajan 1: lol
Desbreko: http://img709.imageshack.us/i/caramel01.jpg/
Ace: The only product at Mickey d's that merits that responce are those delicious fries.
Adam: but...but...Ramen
Adam: not to mention my wife rochi
Allamorph: Ramen you can heat up in a couple of minutes.
jomz: XD
Allamorph: Can't be good for the relationship.
Ace: WHOA THERE
Kimmeh: WTF ALLA
CrazyKeiichi left the room. (Logged out)
Monkey Orange joined the room.
Katana: Hurrr
Desbreko gets the feeling that's the sort of comment one would get slapped for
Ace: There's a double entendre in there somewhere.
Katana: In there somewhere?
Katana: It's right on the surface
Katana: No need for digging
Allamorph: I am very good at what I do.
Kimmeh: .....
Adam: i don't know what kind of microwave you're using, it's still cold to me -_-
Kimmeh: ............................LOL
Ajan 1: lol
Allamorph: Put 'er on the stove, dimwit.
Miss Anonymous: ... OH EM GEE ADAM
Kimmeh: WOW
Miss Anonymous: you're back to yourself again!
Kimmeh: BOYS
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- saved on Sat Dec 26 2009 20:05:05 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) -
Adam: woah
Kastom: ADAM!
Adam: so many beautiful people in this room
SunfallE sees des doing stuffs at OB
Adam: tiggerola...
Kastom: ;D
SunfallE: ☼_☼
Adam: Kastom...
Katana: I like Adam realizes all these things very after the fact...
Desbreko: (☀‿☀)
SojiRem3952 noms on chat box
Adam: GEEZ
Adam: Des NEVER do that again
Kastom: Adam is the man, it doesn't matter when he realizes these things.
Kastom: ;)
SunfallE pets the soji cat
Katana: It does. It does very much.
Desbreko: :D
Blank of BBS1875 wouldn't call self lovely.
SojiRem3952 is petted ^._.^
mysticwitch155 left the room. (Logged out)
Kastom: Bah, rules don't apply to the man
Adam: that is the CREEPIEST emoticon i've ever seen, and it's made 10 times more creepy because Des does it
SunfallE: so, whatcha up to dessy?
Kastom: Hahahahhahaha
SojiRem3952: lol
SunfallE: loli king will mess you up
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- saved on Fri Nov 27 2009 02:57:12 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) -
Desbreko: I want another piece of cake, but my stomach is threatening violence if I do. =/
SunfallE: XD
Michiyo Shimizu: cake..
Michiyo Shimizu wants some cake too ._.
Desbreko pats Michi on the head
Michiyo Shimizu shoots you 8D
[later]
Desbreko: Screw it, I'm having more cake.
Allamorph: Gastric insurrection go go go.
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- saved on Sun Nov 08 2009 22:34:11 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) -
You entered Movie Sign. Room topic is: MST3K Chat: Episode 607 - Bloodlust!.
Wayward Warrior: Shipping Shinbreko is fun, too.
Nehszriah: Just 'cause. You are.
Nehszriah laughs.
Nehszriah: Hi Des.
Desbreko: I like where this is going.
Wayward Warrior: Hai Des
Katana: ....Wow
Katana: XD
Nehszriah needs to laugh into the pillow, she's laughing so hard.
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- saved on Sat Jul 11 2009 01:41:27 GMT-0700 (Pacific Daylight Time) -
SomeGuy: Man, this is too good . . . but the relevance to the site is hard
waywardwarrior: hmm?
waywardwarrior: meaning...
SomeGuy: Dude wrote a feature about the different kinds of apples
waywardwarrior: Odd, it would seem.
SomeGuy: It's a hilarious read, but it's hard to put it in a good context for the site
waywardwarrior: Promoting a good read, perhaps?
waywardwarrior: You know how we love the random things.
SomeGuy: True
Indi: so what was the deal with Flint's, not something for the site?
Kimmeh: hjkfdkfldlkcvcv
SomeGuy: http://www.theotaku.com/worlds/twilightbrainassylum/view/94852/apples%3A_a_beginner%27s_guide/
Desbreko: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6of0SPirtJQ
SomeGuy: Yeah, not really . . . he's written good stuff that I've published, but this one's a little trickier
Indi: oh
SomeGuy: Funny as all hell, though
Indi: yeah I see what you mean
SomeGuy: RED DELICIOUS- This is probably the apple you think of when you think of the word "apple". Totally mainstream apple. Parents and kids love red delicious because it's so damn accessible! I hate red delicious, and you should too. Do you really want to be associated with something five-year-olds and balding men going through a mid-life crisis are loving? Of course not! Consider red delicious the "stand-by" in case there are NO OTHER apples. Even in the situation wherein there are no other apples besides red delicious, don't rule out eating your own flesh for sustenance.
SomeGuy: GOLDEN DELICIOUS- Red delicious' older, cooler brother. Consider golden delicious the "Ken" to red delicious' "Ryu". The two taste practically the same, but you look cooler eating a golden rather than a red. Take a note of that, it's important. Golden delicious may also be the most ironic of apples; while it's called "golden", it's actually green.
SomeGuy: Only Flint would ever discuss "the most ironic of apples"
Indi: :p
waywardwarrior left the room. (Logged out)
Desbreko: Shouldn't the red be Ken?
SomeGuy: I stand by his reasoning, though
SomeGuy: 'cause you look cooler playing as Ken than as Ryu
SomeGuy: As you look cooler eating a golden than a red
SomeGuy: Also . . . his freakin' Fuji Apple write-up . . .
SomeGuy: FUJI- There are many legends behind the appearance of the Fuji apple. Some experts believe that the fuji variety grow at the peak of Japan's Mount Fuji, and are only available to humans through a considerable effort by a team of Japanese yeti monsters. Some say that the apples are grown in the world's biggest orchard by professional wrestling personality Mr. Fuji. Still others claim that the folks over at FujiFilm have somehow developed the technology to create apples from pictures. Whichever the case, the fuji is the preferred cultivar of the tech set. In short, eat this and look geeky.
SomeGuy: . . . we need an "Otaku Madness" category for submissions
Desbreko: I like Jonathan apples, myself. Guess why.
Indi: Des
Indi: no eating yourself
Desbreko: But I taste so good!
SomeGuy: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . oh hell yes . . .
SomeGuy: You two have just made my 1am-2am period
Indi: :p
Desbreko: Glad to be of service.
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- saved on Sat Jun 27 2009 01:28:44 GMT-0700 (Pacific Daylight Time) -
Kaydirt: Sarah is one of those few kids who I really respect, despite her age
SunfallE: Heh
SunfallE: she's cute
Miss Anonymous: every time she comments on my world, I just think, "Awww, how cute"
SunfallE: XD
Sangome: Me too XD
Sangome: It's like
Kaydirt: WTF?
Kaydirt: She's not a dog, people
Sangome: she radiates teddy bears wherever she goes
SunfallE: XD
SunfallE: lol
Miss Anonymous: Pffft
Sangome is shot
Kaydirt: I wish she would come on OB, so we can nominate her to be Nifty
Desbreko: We could anyway.
Desbreko: http://img513.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yutakawalkingpillarofmovn2.jpg
SunfallE: I suggested it, but she was kind of shy over the idea.
SunfallE: o_O Said forums were intimidating.
Desbreko: Tell her I'll ban anyone who's mean to her.
SunfallE: I didn't push it.
SunfallE: lol
Miss Anonymous: Des will protect her.
Miss Anonymous: ....
Kaydirt: Well, when you think about it....what has she done on OB? Since that is "their" thing
Miss Anonymous: of course, I'm not sure we want that
Desbreko: >_>
SunfallE: I know she reads the threads
Kaydirt: Dude, if anyone's mean to Sabrina or Sarah, I will e-punch them
SunfallE: since she's reading the rp Indi is in with me and Allamorph and the others
Kaydirt: in the groin
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- saved on Sat Mar 07 2009 19:45:52 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) -
Sangome: Next time she comes in
Sangome: Whether here or the Lobby
Sangome: And she goes "wat r u doin"
Sangome: I'm going to go
Sangome: "I'M WATCHING ANIMAL PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sangome is shot, smacked, killed, etc
Shinmaru: xD
Miss Anonymous: XDDDDD
Miss Anonymous: Can I be Ryan?
Sangome: Yes.
Miss Anonymous: Yayz
Sangome: okay start plz
Desbreko: Jade x Rappig?
Sangome: ...
Sangome: .........
Sangome left the room. (Going to Otaku Lobby)
Desbreko: She totally asked for it.
Sangome joined the room.
Sangome: Okay.
Sangome: I'm good.
Sangome: :D
Miss Anonymous: Welcome back.
Shinmaru: lol
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- saved on Tue Feb 24 2009 05:22:24 GMT-0800 (Pacific Standard Time) -
Desbreko: I thought wild Gomes only came out at night.
SunfallE: It's a rare sighting!
Miaka Kusanagi: what's a gome?
Desbreko: Gomes are fearsome beasts that amateurs should not trifle with.
Sangome: Only the best of techniques will enable my capture!
Desbreko sent out Jade
Sangome: ...I hate you. >_>
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Michiyo Shimizu wonders if there are any other tsunderes on theO
Desbreko: Does that mean you've finally admitted to being one?
Michiyo Shimizu: ... nu <_<; lol
Desbreko: "...any other..."
Michiyo Shimizu: I need to find you a tsundere gf :| lol
Michiyo Shimizu: BESIDES ME lol
Michiyo Shimizu: chotto.. lol dammit
Michiyo Shimizu: ... *headdesk anyway*
Desbreko pats Michi on the head
Michiyo Shimizu: ._.
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Desbreko: We need Rach in here so I can jump out of this pile naked at him.
Indi: lol
Sangome: O_O
mewmewlover55: ._O
Michiyo Shimizu: YES
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James: I mean, all of you. You're all #1.
James: :P
SomeGuy: We're also dicks
James: But you're the right kind of dick!
James: I mean
James: That sounded horrible
SunfallE: especially SG
James: let me re-phrase
SunfallE: =P
James: lol
Michiyo Shimizu: YES IT DID SOUND HORRIBLE lol
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Desbreko: Kanaria's got a gun. :o http://img136.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kanariagunhd8.jpg
Raina: Des: she's cute, like Michi XD
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Sangome joined the room.
Mad Hatter Belia: OMG!!! EEEWWWWW!!!!
Mad Hatter Belia: hello sangome!
Shinmaru: lol
Michiyo Shimizu: welcome back rockome =o
Sangome: ._.
Aceburner: It was basically a sub-genre of Sexy Jutsu.
Sangome: Well GEE, I didn't think I was THAT gross...
Sangome is shot
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- saved on Mon Jul 28 2008 22:13:29 GMT-0700 (Pacific Daylight Time) -
somegirl: Where does your mind go i wonder...
SomeGuy: Oh, it gets around, I figure . . .
Allamorph: To Bowie's crotch, apparently.
