Interview with the cast of Despero Occult
(Well, some of them, anyway)
This is something I found from someone on Deviant Art. It can either be treated as a simple Q&A, or as an interview. I did it the interview way, as you can see. 
This contains spoilers for Acanthus' character, just a warning. I'll stick a spoiler bar on the really spoilery part, but overall it kind of is spoiler anyway...^^;
With that introduction out of the way, on with the interview~!
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!
Persona Dramatica:
1. Zeikery
2. Eliphas
3. Acanthus
4. Cytherea
5. Cybele
Q&A
1. How old are you?
Zeikery: Well, I'm 15, but I'll be 16 really soon.
Eliphas: 18, bro! I'm legal now!
Zeikery: Psh, like anyone would want anything to do with you anyway.
Eliphas: Hey! You know that's not true! The ladies flock to me like birds! Sexy birds!
Zeikery: Uh-huh. So why don't you have a girlfriend again?
Eliphas: WHY YOU --! *tackles his little brother*
Acanthus: *Ahem* ...Will you two ever learn? In any case, I'm 210 years old.
Eliphas: *Looks up from where he has Zeik in a headlock* Wow, really?
Acanthus: I am a demon...
Eliphas: I kinda just thought you were like, albino, or something...
Zeikery: *squirms* Albinos have white hair, smartass.
Eliphas: Now you're really getting it, little bro! *noogies*
Cytherea: What? You guys are fighting again? ...I'm 17, but sometimes I feel like I'm the eldest. *glances down disdainfully at her brothers fighting* Actually, most of the time.
Cybele: Hey, wait up, Cythe! You can't forget your twin sister, can you? *grins widely* I'm 17, too!
Cytherea: *mutters* You certainly don't act like it...
Cybele: What did you say, Cythe? I, like, can't hear you when you talk like that. *innocent blink*
Cytherea: *sigh* Nothing, Bell...
2. What's your height?
Zeikery: Uhm, last I checked I was 5 foot 10...
Eliphas: 6 foot! Whooped you again, bro!
Zeikery: Shut up, you're like, 3 years older than me!
Acanthus: ...-///- I'm only 5 foot 8...
Zeikery: Hah, you're short! >D
Acanthus: Do you want me to hurt you?
Zeikery: ;_; Eep.
Acanthus: *smug smirk* That's better.
Cytherea: Don't feel too bad, Canth. I'm only 5 foot 7.
Cybele: Hee, I'm 5 foot 7 and a half!
Cytherea: Only you would keep track of something like that.
Cybele: Wehh, what is that supposed to mean?
3. Are you a virgin?
Zeikery: What kind of crap question is that?!
Eliphas: Hah, you just don't want to answer, 'cause you are one! I'm not, by the way *shifty eyes*
Zeikery: You liar, you haven't even held a girlfriend long enough to kiss her, let alone get laid.
Eliphas: Hey, you promised you wouldn't talk about that! D< *tackles again*
Acanthus: *to Cytherea* ...Are they always like this?
Cytherea: Pretty much, yeah.
Cybele: *jumping up and down like a cheerleader* Go, Zeikery!
4. Who's your mate/spouse?
Zeikery: ...Um, what?
Eliphas: Dude, I'm not married yet.
Acanthus: Of course not. None of us are.
Cytherea: So... skip this question?
Cybele: I think it kinda means like, boyfriend and girlfriend too, though, right?
Cytherea: ...None of us have significant others last time I checked.
Acanthus and Zeikery: ....>>;;
5. Do you have any kids?
Zeikery: Seriously, did you even read the last question?!
Acanthus: There's no need to get so upset. This is premade quiz, after all...
Zeikery: *scratches back of head embarrassedly* Eheh...
Eliphas: Well anyway, Zeik, you kinda do have a kid, since you take care of Lily more than all of us anyway. Even including Mom, sometimes.
Zeikery: True...
[Lily is their littlest sister, who's only 2, BTW.]
6. What's your favourite food?
Zeikery: Uh, toast? And I kinda like brown rice, oh, and crabmeat is always good...
Eliphas: Steak and potatoes are the best foods, you can't deny it!
Zeikery: Ew, red meat? No thanks.
Eliphas: You and your weird vegetarian ways...
Zeikery: I'm not exactly vegetarian... I mean, I still eat chicken.
Acanthus: As much as I'd like to deny it, Zeikery's gotten me quite hooked on toaster pastries...
Zeikery: Can't you call them Poptarts like a normal person?
Acanthus: ...That would be copyright infringement, Zeikery.
Zeikery: Psh, who cares. It's free advertising for 'em anyway.
Cytherea: Lentil patties and broccolli muffins.
Eliphas: Ew, you seriously like those things?!
Zeikery: See? Now she's a vegetarian.
Cytherea: I'm vegan. There's a difference, you know.
Cybele: Chocolate strawberry cupcakes, yay!
Acanthus: *whispers to Zeikery* Is giving her sugar such a good idea?
Zeikery: Uh... not really... *sweatdrops*
7. What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Zeikery: Strawberry.
Eliphas: You can't eat icecream unless you really eat it. Double chocolate swirl ice cream with chocolate, strawberry, and caramel syrup, those rainbow sprinkles, some of those gummy bear things, and some skittles. Now that is an ice cream flavor.
Zeikery: You're making me sick just hearing about it.
Acanthus: Hmm, I don't think I've actually had any of that before.
Zeikery: Seriously? Okay, I need to take you to an icecream place sometime. If I can sucker enough money out of Mom, you can try a few different kinds.
Acanthus: Sounds like a plan.
Cytherea: Vanilla.
Cybele: Chocolate strawberry vanilla, yay!
Cytherea: *sweatdrops* It's called neapolitan, Bell...
8. Have you killed anyone?
Zeikery: Haha, seriously? A better question for this group would be "Have you not killed anyone?"
Eliphas: Yeah, dude, but I don't really consider demons people.
Acanthus: *murderous glare*
Eliphas: *sweatdrops* Eheh, I mean, the kind of demons we kill, of course... Stop looking at me like that... ;__;
9. Do you hate anyone?
Zeikery: Well... Sometimes Dad... *mutters* and myself.
Acanthus: ...Zeikery? *concerned*
Eliphas: Nah, it's just a waste of my time.
Cytherea: The demons I kill and most of society. Happy now?
Cybele: Hate is a really mean word... >:
10. Have any secrets?
Zeikery: Who doesn't?
Eliphas: Uh, you're still keeping that one secret from Mom, right, Zeik? ...Zeikery?
Zeikery: ..... >]
Eliphas: Dude! You promised you wouldn't tell her!! *starts to freak out*
Acanthus: *raises eyebrow* I didn't know you were afraid of your mother, Eli.
Eliphas: I'm not! *still spazzing*
Acanthus: ...Another secret you're trying to keep, perhaps? You do know you're failing at it, right?
Cytherea: What secret? *suspicious glare*
Zeikery: You mean, you don't know that Eli smok--
Eliphas: GACK! *tackles Zeikery to shut him up*
Cytherea: *snorts* Everyone knows you smoke, Eli. Even Mom.
Eliphas: Mom knows?! ....ZEIKERY, I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOUUUUUUU!!!
Zeikery: I didn't tell her, geez! *is tackled again*
11. What is your job?
Zeikery: Well, student and demon hunter, I guess.
Eliphas: Ditto.
Cytherea: Same.
Cybele: Me too!
Acanthus: I'm a caiurian, a commander in my division of the Decretum de Iurius.* My only superiors are my mother and the queen. *smug*
Zeikery: ...Show off.
[*Translates to "Order of Justice," basically. It's Latin. XD]
12. What do you do to relax?
Zeikery: Sleep.
Eliphas: Dude, I dunno. Probably punch this guy. *punches Zeik lightly in the shoulder*
Zeikery: You punch me to RELAX?! What the hell is wrong with you!?
Eliphas: *tackles*
Acanthus: *ignores the scuffle by now* I meditate.
Cytherea: ...Hey, me too. Do you use incense?
Acanthus: Rarely. I find it clogs my senses.
Cytherea: Hmm. That never happens to me...
Acanthus: That's because you don't have super-sensitive receptive organs.
Cybele: I paint my fingernails. 8D
13. Where would you rather be lost -- in a deserted village in the middle of a haunted forest surrounded by undead cults, or in a desert dotted with ruins filled with gold but no available water source?
Zeikery: Well, as long as I have my gun I'd choose the village. Actually, I'd choose it anyway, since dying of dehydration sounds pretty painful.
Eliphas: Ruins, man! Seriously, you know how rich you could be?!
Zeikery: You would die before you even did anything with it, idiot.
Eliphas: No I wouldn't!
Zeikery: How would you survive, then?
Eliphas: I dunno, I'd build me an airplane or something.
Zeikery: Out of what? Sand?
Eliphas: You're just jealous because you can't understand my genius plan.
Zeikery: Riiiiiiight...
Acanthus: Either choice sounds like a waste of time to me.
Cytherea: I know what you mean.
Cybele: Ooh! I know! How about... A deserted village in the middle of a desert with gold ruins? Yay!
14. What are/were your parents like?
Zeikery: Mom's cool, but Dad... he kinda scares me sometimes. ;_;
Eliphas: Seriously? Mom's the scary one...
Acanthus: My mother is a force to be reckoned with, and my father is the opposite. He's often told he looks like a vicious bear, though really he's as gentlehearted as a lamb.
Zeikery: Seriously, his mom is freaking psycho.
Acanthus: Must you put it so bluntly?
15. Do you want to say something to your readers?
Zeikery: Uh... hi?
Eliphas: Yo! If you're a hot chick, don't hesitate to call! *suave wink*
Acanthus: Please, try to sound intelligent. I can't stress enough how annoying it is to deal with all you idiot humans.
Cybele: Hey! Be nice, you meanie! >[
Acanthus: *sighs and puts a hand to head forehead, where a headache is starting* At least this ridiculous quiz is almost over...
Cytherea: Don't continue being murderers! Go vegan! *hands out recycled-paper flyers*
Whew, it's over. D: That was fun, but hard at the same time. Zeikery and Eliphas kept wanting to fight, and I couldn't really do much about it. -_-;
Also, Cytherea and Cybele aren't in it as much as they could be because... I guess they're just not assertive enough?
