The Parody of Haruhi Suzumiya

YUKI N.> The dimensions aren't severed yet. It's inevitable. If so, it's over.
Kyon: What should I do?
YUKI N.> Nothing. The entity has lost hope. The chance for evolution is lost. Haruhi Suzumiya created information from nothing. The entity could not. If we analyze this ability...it may lead to the evolution of autonomy. I'll gamble on you.
Kyon: Bet what?
YUKI N.> It's our desire that you return. Haruhi Suzumiya is a valued subject. I, as an individual, also feel a desire for your return. Once again, in the library...
-Power fading-
Kyon: NAGATO!!!
YUKI N.> sleeping beauty
-Power's out-