-Kyon is currently trapped in a closed space, all alone with Haruhi... (Nothing suspicious about that whatsoever...)-
YUKI N.> Hi, how are you doing?
Kyon: WHAT THE HECK? I'M IN A CLOSED SPACE, AND YOUR JUST ASKING ME HOW I'M DOING? I'm doing fine, how do I get out of here?
YUKI N.> YOU MUST DIE!!!
Kyon: WHAT THE H**L?!?! I THOUGHT THAT YOU WHERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME, NOT KILL ME!
YUKI N.> Yeah, you thought so, that was until I was told by the Data Integration Thought Entity to follow through with Ryoko Asakura's original plan, and that is to kill you now.
Kyon: WHAT THE H**L?!?! ...
YUKI N.> Stop swearing inside your mind, it's not healthy for your soul.
Kyon: DA**IT!!! She can read my mind???
YUKI N.> Yes, Kyon, anyway, I was just kidding, in order to get out of the closed space, you must say: "Haruhi, you're, like, so hot, that I just wanna' kiss you!"
Kyon: ...No way...IN H**L!!!
YUKI N.> Kyon, remember what I said-
Kyon: Yeah, yeah...But really, what do I have to do?
YUKI N.> I'll get back on that...
-Yuki logs off-
-5 minutes later-
Kyon: WHAT THE HECK IS TAKING HER SO LONG???
-10 minutes later-
YUKI N..> What you really have to do is...
Kyon: Jeez, took you long enough...Yes???
YUKI N.> I don't know, but just remember this thing that I never told you: sleeping beauty. Good bye Kyon, I hate you.
-COMPUTER SHUTS DOWN!-
Kyon: WHAT THE H**L?!?! What the h**l am I supposed to do now? A-ha! I got it! I'm Sleeping Beauty!
-Kyon goes into an eternal slumber...-