-In the girl's (junior hallway) bathroom... (6:17 PM)-
"Mikuru?" Kyon yelled into the bathroom.
"Tsuruya...Please go in there and get her."
"Okay."
Tsuruya went in to get Mikuru, and she screamed.
"KYON! SHE'S UNCONCIOUS!"
"Coming!"
"Help me carry her; I can't lift Tanaguchi's body."
"Okay. Let's get her to the clubroom."
"And then, you go get Haruhi."
"What should I do to upset her?"
"Hm...That's not an easy question."
"Yeah..."
"What were you doing in the bathroom with her earlier, anyway?"
"Oh great...I can see where she's going. Well, Haruhi's...Yeah...I'm trying to forget that..."
"Oh. I catch your drift. Why do males hate talking about mens-"
"WHAT CAN I DO TO GET HARUHI ANGRY?"
"That's simple. If she was angry earlier about the possibility of you ruining her uniform, just ruin it!"
"Um...I don't think I should do that..."
"Would you rather die?"
"No..."
"Then good. Do what I said. It will make her want to kill you!"
"If I'm going to die anyway, it's almost better to die because of Ryoko... Can I tear it to shreads, or something like that?"
"That'd be perfect."
"Okay..."
Kyon began to tear up the uniform.
"I'm dead, DEAD!"
"Good job! Now go to the gym!"
"Don't you need help carrying her?"
"No, I just needed help lifting her up."
"Oh. Sliders are definitely something else..."
"GET GOING!"
"Okay! Wish me luck!"
