And now, for the thirteenth, and final dream-the weirdest dream of them all. (Like how I told thirteen dreams to match my username?)

The dream began with a good friend of mine, who is a boy. (And my dad teases me about him all the time.)

We were under the water, and he told me that he was pregnant.

I shouted, and excuse the foul language, "WHAT THE H*LL???"

He replied, "BUT I'M THE MALE SEAHORSE!"