Last night me, David, Patrick, and Addison went our friend Jason's graduation party and it was fun!

We had this pointy party hat joust where we'd just run into each other and stuff with the hats on. It was mainly that, dancing, drugs, drugs, and more drugs. Addison didnt participate in that stuff though and neither did David. Instead they were making fun of the kids on drugs by mimicking us. It was some of the most ilarious shit on Earth. They were pretty accurate for not being on anything id say. XD

Anyways, like when we were near the dance floor Addison spotaneously shouts "Let's party like it's 2008!" And Patrick is like "Addison, it IS 2008." And Addison just puts his party hat on blows on his "pet" kazoo "Thinklemortern"(he keeps it in his pocket) and said "Happy New year!"
But I wasnt really paying much attention because I was drinking and "talking" to David(as in some potted plant apparently). And after a few minutes of that Addison puts on his party hat, charges, and rams me in the ass. I swear the only think more painful than that would be the same thing only taking it to my fucking groin! DX

THANKS A LOT ADDISON!!!!!!!!!!!