You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you" (D*** chair leg...)
You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Door, yes. glass/screen door, no.)
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Best/Worst idea at that moment! XD)
You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
You have run into a tree/bush. (More or less, if consider snowboarding a way to run into one... -_-')
You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 4
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You just tried to lick your elbow. (And failed...)
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
You just sang them to make sure.
You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Tripped, yes. Fallen, no.)
You have choked on your own saliva. (And laughed at myself for it.)
TOTAL: 3
You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 1
You have fallen asleep in class.
Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Stay away, brain farts.)
Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 2
You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Bee wasn't to friendly... TT_TT)
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (Some told me half-way through the day... -_-')
You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Where's my flash-drive?! Oh wait...)
TOTAL: 4
You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
You break a lot of things.
You tilt your head when you’re confused.
You have fallen out of your chair before.
When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
The word “um” is used frequently.
You don’t know what “um” means.
You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 4
GRAND TOTAL: 18
Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
72%
And re-post as: I am __ % mentally ill
