what I have to deal with

Since most of you do not know these characters, I will give brief intros.
Jim: Alien (yes- green, four fingers, big black eyes), Advisor to the Queen
Rosco: demon; Death, the Grim Reaper, a big whiney baby when it all boils down to it
Callie: superhuman, Queen of the Eighth Dimension
Coffee: superhuman,Queen of Expresso, the coffee planet
(There are infinite characters in the ED stories, but I don't have a lot of time today, so we'll keep it short. Set in Callie's kitchen in her Imperial Palace)

Coffee: *slightly tipsy, periodically hoisting rum bottle in air* Yo ho ho and a bottle of....um...
Callie: *off key* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, doodly-doo/there they are a-standing in a row, bum bum bum...
Coffee: *hiccups* What were we talking about again?
Callie: I don't remember.
Coffee: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE! *throws punch*
Callie: Oh yeah? Take this! *throws blue ball of magic*
*The queens proceed to wrestle*