Bored in Double IT

I am like soo bored. And I feel sick. I have spent the whole day eating chocolate, playing Uno (I am like totally obsessed ^^ ) and showing off my "Party Trick" - putting a whole digestive biscuit in my mouth, choking on it, regurgitating it and then re-eating it - gross but extremely fun. So yeah, now I am like puking my guts out.

More about the Uno thing... You see, I have a pack of Uno cards which I carry around everywhere. They are like my children, only more. They are the source of my superhuman powers, they complete me. In Maths the other day, me and my friend were playing it, and the teacher confiscated them. I like nearly died.
That's how cool I am ^^

My friend is being annoying and keeps pressing buttons on the keyboard. GO AWAY!
Actually don't, I love you. I have no-one else. No-one except the Uno cards.
I even play Uno at lunchtimes in the library. I ROCK!

I would imagine you are like "WOAH! WTF IS WRONG WITH HER?"
You know, I'm actually not that odd. Well I am, but that's not the point.

I'm not like a nerd or anything. I just hang in the library because it's warm and there is little sunlight. 'Cos I'm a half-vampire xD
Although I do love nerd. Nerd is fittie. xD
Nerd's the word ^^

All my love,

Eleanor.Electric <3

P.S. I like to eat bicycles. 'Cos I'm cooler than you.

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