Basics:
Full Name: Werner Coetzer
Single or Taken: Single As always
Sex: With who? Oh yeah right..Im Male
Birthday: Sometimes i forgets...But i remember now.. 18th april 1985..
Sign: Do i have to Put my Signiture here?
Siblings: Im alone..No wait I have 2 brothers..
Eye colour: I have Greeny eyes..
Shoe size: Well i have been told im to big for my shoes..-__- 9
Height: Im a short guys..Maybe 6 feet..And soon it will be underground too..
Country born: Not even were i born in South Africa but also in a hospital..
Innie or Outie: Both..^^
What are you wearing right now: Im completly Naked..Hahaha just kidding..I think we call it cloths
Where do you live:In a house..And may i mention it has a roof too..we dont get tornadoes
Righty or lefty: both
Any pets: Yes!! I have a cat..And its black..No i mean seriously..
Where do you work?: I used to work in the United States..Now im back in my Crimefull country..Where they steel your shoes off your feet..
When did you start using Facebook?:Facebook? Umm for years...Oh and Guys i made the mistake once of saying Fackbook instead of Facebook..
How much time do you spend on Facebook a day?:..Not much..I had to copy and pasted this of facebook thou
Do you own a cell phone?: Of course i have 2 selphones
Do you like to text?: Yes and talk a lot of Bulls*it.
Play an instrument?: Yes i can play the Piano...Very well
Have any Tattoos?: No!! Never..I draw on paper not on my body..
Relationships:
Who are your best friends: I do have a few..Its Brandi, Erin And hennie
Do you have a bf or gf?: Nope im single...Sometimes its not such a bad think...
Best place to go for a date: Anywhere..Maybe even outer space..
Longest relationship: mine was 4 years and 7 months
Shortest relationship: Hahaha 2 days
Outgoing or introverted?: A little bit of both
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?: I dont Kiss and tell..
How many gf/bf have told you they love you?: Haha well how many People actually mean those words?
Have you ever thought you were going to marry someone?: On this moment probably when im wrinkled up like my t-shirt i slept in..
Are you crushin' on someone?: At the moment no
Are you happier single or in a relationship?: Sometimes yeah..But i get my lonely moments
Have you ever been cheated on?: LMAO who didnt?..Can you guess my question for a question..Okay i'll anwser since i anwsered the question with a question..Yes..
Have yo uever been with someone who was taken at the time?: No that would be cheating..Im not like that..
Have you ever had your heart broken?: Mmmmmmm I have now since this is a stupid Question..
Have you ever broken someones heart?: Nope..^^ Im to soft..I have to admit it..
Do you talk to any of your ex's?: Yes..We are still friends..I forgive and forget..
Do you believe that you are a good bf/gf?: Yes i believe so..
Have you dated people who were not good for you?: Yes
Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?: Nobody can abuse me..Hehehe
Have you ever dated someone older than you?: Nope not yet..I dont want a suger Mommy..
How about younger than you?: Lol Of course..She can either be younger or older..No wait she can be the same age too..
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?: Of Course..And even a third..Forgiveness means alot to me
Believe in love at first sight?: Well i have my doubts sometimes
Ever been given an engagement ring?: Im male...Not female i cant get an engagment ring..Hahahahaha
Do you want to get married?: Someday..Maybe the year 4653
Ever stolen someone's bf or gf?: No i would never do that..
Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?: It depends
Is your gf/bf the most amazing person?: Well she would be if i had one..^^
Favourites:
Favorite Number: Umm
Favourite Pants: I usually Waers Camo pants..
Boys Name: Ummmmmmm My own? Maybe..
Girls Name: Ashley
Animal: Lion..Yay their so cute little kitties...
Drink: I love milk alot..
Sports: I has to be Gymnastics And Martial Arts..Since i done both of them
Fast-Food Place: I eat only slow food..My mom always say eat slower..I guess..haha Well Maybe KFC
Month: October..And know not becuase of Halloween..
Band: Band..What is that? Wrist band? Oh misic of course..I have to many..I would write forever.
Movie: Horrors..^^
Breakfast: Hhahaha I dont know..
Perfume: Ummmm
Have you ever:
Given anyone a bath: haha does Myself count..Yap i do bath and shower..Daily..
Smoked: hehe no..
Bungee Jumped: Yes..Of a bridge..With a chain..haha just kidding..Nope
Made yourself throw-up: Nope..But i got sea sick once..Or drunk..But only once...Believe it..
Gone skinny dipping: Hahaha Yes i do every single day..In the bathroom
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: Hahah It doesnt get so cold here..
Broken a bone: Nope..Im wolverine..haha
Played truth or dare: Haha i love that game..Yes
Been in a physical fight: Yes
Been in a police car: Yes..My dad and mom was a cop
Come close to dying: hehe Yip after my operation
Been in a sauna: I cant remember//
Been in a hot tub: Lol now thats a stupid question..Yes of course..
Fallen asleep in school: Hahaha i used to do that all the time..
Ran away: Yes from bullies in 4th grade..Now i will beat the living crap out of them..
Broken someone's heart: Umm nope..
Cried when someone died: Im not Hitler so yes..Of course..even when my dog dies i cried..
Flashed someone: Flashed? Do you think there is a toilet that big?
Cried in school: Haha yes..
Fell off your chair: Haha yes i was riding on my chair and the back broke
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: Haha nope..I wont wate my time on that..I just put it in my pocket and wait for it to ring..Thats why we have sellphones
Saved MSN conversations: Nope
Saved e-mails: Nope
Made out with just a friend: Ummm Maybe
Used someone: Yap..But not miss used
Been cheated on?: Yes for heavens sake
Done something you regret?: Yes Leaving my previous job..
Got caught telling a lie: I cant lie even if i try
What is:
Your good luck charm: I dont believe in luck
Best song you ever heard: Umm The telletubby song..haha just kiddng..I cant remember
Stupidest thing you have ever done: Where do i start..
What's your room like: Like any other room..It has four walls
Last thing you said: Look above
What is beside you:..Darkness
What shampoo do you use: Haha Normal
Something that has happened to you this year: I got and operation..Its sucked
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: Look above
Your body type? : Athletic
Your skin tone?: Umm Is it like a song? Or ring tone? Oh skin tone..I dont know..Does the colour count cause its white..
Your most missed memory: Kindergarden..
the first thing that comes to mind whhen you hear: Blue?: Im Blue dada di dad da dada di dadada ..Remember that song? It was awesome
Today's date: I have no date..Of like the date..Its the 13th..And its not friday so dont worry
What is the best grade you've ever gotten on an essay:A hadgranade..haha just kiding..Ummm i dont feel like telling you
What is the shortest distance between two objects?: Weird Qeustion..o_O'..If i put my hands togeter..
Your biggest fear?: Spiders.. and soon it will be my wife...Or i hope not..
Your happiest moment?: Ummm I dont know...
On your feet?: On? Ummm a fly..But i killed it..
