Ugr!! Slow internet!!

My Internet is so freakin slow..Do you know how slow a snail is in slowmotion? well its slower then that..waiting for hours to open a page..I can go make coffee, take a bath, watch tv, play with the dog, take a walk, go to sleep, count some sheep and the damn thing will still be loading..!!!!.. Ai that sucks..

Hey a question for you all..Is it a bad thing if a vacuum really sucks??

My anwser is no..Not if its a piece of shit like i have..A snake bit my dog on the nose and gone into a whole in the wall..I wanted to get the snake out of the wall becuase i was afriad it might come but for revenge after i kicked the snake..So i took our vacuum and tried to suck the snake out..But i didnt worked..So yeah a vacuum sucks if it doesnt want to suck..Mmmm this sounds a little confusing yah??

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