In my roleplay I'm in, PGR as many of you know, there was this HILARIOUS scene that happened between Lupe the Lopunny and Gale the Girafarig (with his tail, Ivax). I pieced together the bits, so read it!! Even people who already read it a while back, it's fun to re-read it to remember the good ol' times. X'D
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Lupe
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I opened the cabinet, grabbed myself a cinnamon bun and walked off into the hallway.
"*chomp* I wonder what Estelle and Faye are doing... *chomp chomp* DAMN THESE SHITS ARE GOOOOOOD!" I squealed. Cinnamon buns were definitely my favorite snacks to feast on, next to chocolate. They make my day easier. Turning the corner, I bumped into an unknown person, dropping my unfinished cinnamon bun. To me, it looked like slow motion as my heart dropped with the yummy treat. I gasped and just stood there, staring at it with my head down.
"Oh I'm sorry. I was just-"
"THE HELL, YOU BETTER TO BE SORRY BXTCH, DROPPING MY FXCKING CINNAMON BUN!" I roared in anger, charging up a Hyper Beam. All hell is about to break lose, even I know this. Someone better hold me back....!
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Gale and Ivax
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BAM!
I shook my head in confusion as I reopened my eyes to the ground. I saw what appeared to be a cinnamon bun laying on the ground. I immediately broke into apology.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I was just- “
She stared at the ground, no, I think at the bun she was holding, before she seemingly changed in an instant.
"THE HELL, YOU BETTER TO BE SORRY BXTCH, DROPPING MY FXCKING CINNAMON BUN!" She roared out in al Hell’s Mary. Her hands seemed to start to glow as her body began to muster up strength. Oh GOD no! My heart skipped in an instant as Ivax screamed out all the curses he could think of.
“PROTECT!” I yelled desperately.
The beam flew, tearing a few pictures off the wall with it as a bright shield barely kept me from falling apart in pain.
She continued to stress her anger into the beam.
‘@$#%!’ Ivax hid behind my back until all got quiet. I grudged my teeth together, still.
One eye opened, glancing to the rather pissed girl. She huffed in place, looking down once again. My eyes widened as the shield disappeared. Lupe! It was Lupe; I knew I recognized that voice from somewhere. My throat gulped down as I took a step forward.
“L-Lupe?” I asked, wearily.
She fell to the ground, probably recharging. She seemed to be staring at the bun again.
Ivax’s eyes went huge. ‘Man down!’ He gulped. ‘The cinnamon bun! It’s dead!!!! You’re a monster, Gale!’ He started to sob over the bun as a sweat drop went down the side of my head. Oh boy…
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Lupe
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Ugh, the nerve! That bastard blocked my hyper beam... no matter. This girl had a lot more beams from where that one came from. I dropped to the floor, recharging a psybeam this time, and stared at my now deceased cinnamon bun...
--Dramatic Scene in Lupe's Head--
*Grasps Cinnamon Bun* Oh Cinni... we had so little time together... I didn't even get the chance to propose to you yet... what? What did you say my sweet? .... 'You have Chii'?? No, my love, you're the only one for me! Huh? .... 'Don't you love Chii' you say?? Well.... I don't love him... wait! Cinni! Don't die on me!! What??? 'Change my car insurance for me'?? Cinni what the hell... Cinni?? Cinni?!?! Noooooo!!!!! TTT^TTT *dramatic sad music plays*
--End of Scene--
My fist was shaking in anger. Damn people just want to drop people's cinnamon buns! I wonder who the hell had the AUDACITY to drop LUPE'S cinnamon bun and think they can get away with it. That person is sure going to pay his/her LIFE!
"Prepare to pay with your life!!" I stood up and faced the culprit of the murder. It was.... Gale. Wait, Gale?? Gale from the dream?! The Gale that helped me out when my ankle was twisted. OMG he's real! From the look on his face, he was surprised to see me as well.
"Gale!" I glomped him, tackling him to the floor. "Hey bud, how you been?" I flashed him a smile, hoping he would quickly forget about that incident that just happened. He rubbed the back of his head. "Well, I-I seem to be fine... until you tried to attack me earlier..." Crud, it didn't work. I chuckled nervously rubbing my head as well. “About that….”
He smiled lightly. “Hey, don’t worry about it. I would get mad if someone dropped my food as well. Well, maybe a little.”
“Heh heh yeah”, I smiled back, then frowned realizing the position I was in. I was lying in between Gale’s legs from that tackle hug I gave him…. And I was in close. Oh snap, what was I feeling wiggling between them giraffe legs?! I hastily got up and blushed wildly.
"Whoaa-ho-ho! So I'm guessing someone is a bit too happy to see me", I winked. He was confused on what I meant, but when I pointed where the happy was coming from, he was flushed in an instant. He shook his head fast.
"No, no, no! That's wasn't me!" He started to pull at the "happy" from between his legs. What the fxck?! I turned my head to the side at the disgusting sight. "Hey hey hey! Don't start playing with it when I'm around! You dirty boy..."
I heard him let out a "Gah" sound from his mouth. "I'm telling you, you g-got the wrong idea!! Look!" Now he wants me to look? Why Gale, I just met you and you want to do this? I placed both palms on my face, stirred by body to the side and closed my eyes shut.
"Gale, I'm really flattered but we just met..."
"Ugh Lupe, just look already..." He sounded serious so I turned my head towards him to see his black tail. "See? When you tackled me, I fell on my tail... -_-"
"Oh... awk-warrrrd..."
"Yeah...."
There was a dead silence between us. I caught myself whistling the pokemon opening theme song and Gale was just rubbing his neck. Once again, I made myself feel stupid. I attempted to break the awkward silence.
"So.... Are you here to stay?"
"Stay?" He questioned. I just nodded.
"Yeah, you came here looking for a home, ne?"
"Ummm... I don't know about that."
"Well that's too damn bad for you isn't it? Because you're staying!" I smiled. He sighed then looked at his tail. Wait, did it just winked at me...? Hell naw, it's just my imagination.
"Well.... If you say so." Came out of Gale's mouth, sounding unsure. I clapped my hands together. "Very well then, let's find you a room." I grabbed his hand and walked the opposite direction in which he first came from.
"Oh and Lupe?" He began to say.
"Hmmm?"
"Sorry about your cinnamon bun."
A tear fell down my eye, reminiscing on my beloved Cinni. "It's okay... A life for a life, ya know?" He smiled and bowed. "Thanks."
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Eneko out!
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