its sooo cold that its not that funny

ok, so if you have talked with me lately you already know the temperature has been hovering around -50 at my house. well its -58 today the well has been frozen all month, and we are out of wood and heating fuel for a while, and your wondering what is soo funny about my missery. well i shouldnt be laughing but i have been kicking twigs loose for the fire, my hands are so cold it is almost impossible to draw and type(not that it stops me from doing so) but the puppy is just fine. not because her fur coat, she has tucked herself in (with my help) and under my covers. and when ever i get up the captain plays musical chairs with me. i get up and he moves to my warm spot. i move him and the chair over and move the other cair into its spot. and the fish are the luckyest of all because i hooked up the tank heater. my sai wouldnt mind it if it got cold because hes a koi but with the heater i can keep feeding them safely ^u^. it seems once again the animals best the humans here.
on the cold topic it has been so cold that the cars parts froze while driving. not the best trip to town.(the puppy is enjoying out trips to town because the heater works in the cab.) we bought cheep pizza and used the box to fix the car, but we get out so late in the day we miss the places that closed early due to the cold.
when people say missery likes company, they didnt mean this, i am glad most of my friends are not in alaska.(note the radio said that major cities in alaska are averaging -28 and right now some are only at -18 so not everyone in alaska has this cold)

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